Emtee
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Some f*cking sh1t-bag of a tw@t-faced w@nker got p1ssed up last night 'cos he's a low life fookwit of a looser; walked past my car and thought it would be fun to slam his unemployed feckless fist down onto my wing mirror, breaking the metal backing plate and leaving it hanging from the side of my car. And this in the day before I'm away on business for a week and can't get it mended.
Prizes for anyone that can quote my exact words when I saw the car this morning.
If I find the **** I'm going to stab him in both eyes with a blunt screwdriver and then tie his shoe-laces together. I'll then post video on Youtube of the **** trying to get home. Oh and when he does get back to his ****-hole of a hovel, I'll torch it with him in it! (I'll save the Staffie 'cos they're lovely dogs that happen to be owned by tw@ts)
Here endeth the rant. (for now)
Yours, Disgusted of Loughborough.
Prizes for anyone that can quote my exact words when I saw the car this morning.
If I find the **** I'm going to stab him in both eyes with a blunt screwdriver and then tie his shoe-laces together. I'll then post video on Youtube of the **** trying to get home. Oh and when he does get back to his ****-hole of a hovel, I'll torch it with him in it! (I'll save the Staffie 'cos they're lovely dogs that happen to be owned by tw@ts)
Here endeth the rant. (for now)
Yours, Disgusted of Loughborough.