My New GranTurismo MC

iainw · Feb 5, 2018

That would look a bit Michael Jackson Wouldn't it Bob?
Better to provide symmetry. At least people might think it was a bona fide medical condition then.

bigbob · Feb 5, 2018

iainw said:
That would look a bit Michael Jackson Wouldn't it Bob?
Better to provide symmetry. At least people might think it was a bona fide medical condition then.
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He is set up for for LHD.

iainw · Feb 5, 2018

bigbob said:
He is set up for for LHD.

True - would probably be counterproductive with those sequins anyway - John wouldn't like the scratches!

bigbob · Feb 5, 2018

iainw said:
True - would probably be counterproductive with those sequins anyway - John wouldn't like the scratches!

...and the missing propofol.

hashluck · Feb 5, 2018

I do see a business opportunity here though. Driving gloves which allow use of touchscreens.

Trouble is the market may be limited to OCDs like me. I have to nearly dismember people who want to touch my Mac or Satnav screens assuming they are touchscreen. Bloody younger generation!

iainw · Feb 5, 2018

We just have to adapt these.
Very scary though on many levels.
Very serial killer....and he /she also bought a Ghibli.....

bigbob · Feb 5, 2018

...and a 4WD one too...*******.

Felonious Crud · Feb 5, 2018

bigbob said:
...and a 4WD one too...*******.

A serial killer who plans to penetrate deep into the woods to bury the bodies in a shallow grave.

Honestly, with decent boot space, psycho gloves and 4WD, Maserati has the needs of the meticulous serial killer well taken care of.

iainw · Feb 5, 2018

As long as they weren't tempted to push the sport button - they would be virtually undetectable.
With the price drop, its more accessible to serial killers all over the world.
Perhaps Maserati have been smart all along....and have a captive target market in mind.

Felonious Crud · Feb 5, 2018

Serial killer and machine in perfect harmony.

outrun · Feb 5, 2018

Looks like the market is already covered.

https://www.dents.co.uk/shop/mens-touchscreen-gloves/

iainw · Feb 5, 2018

But have they patented 'anti-haemoglobin' technology?

If we can work that into a worldwide exclusive agreement we could have the Ghibli Driver Market Locked Down.

bigbob · Feb 5, 2018

Felonious Crud said:
A serial killer who plans to penetrate deep into the woods to bury the bodies in a shallow grave.

Honestly, with decent boot space, psycho gloves and 4WD, Maserati has the needs of the meticulous serial killer well taken care of.

Ah but hardly a discrete choice. Perhaps a black X5 would be better?

bigbob · Feb 5, 2018

iainw said:
But have they patented 'anti-haemoglobin' technology?

If we can work that into a worldwide exclusive agreement we could have the Ghibli Driver Market Locked Down.

Wear two pairs.

Felonious Crud · Feb 5, 2018

bigbob said:
Ah but hardly a discrete choice. Perhaps a black X5 would be better?

Surely a Range Rover is the vehicle of choice for the well-healed and discerning psycho who likes a little comfort in his life. Never under-estimate the importance of massage seats after a hard day on the job.

iainw · Feb 5, 2018

bigbob said:
Wear two pairs.

Surely thats too profligate for your bob - it would contradict your car choices.( edit- I meant in terms of length of ownership -not quality !!)
However - I stand corrected - to a Ghibli Owning Serial Killer it would be the obvious choice. A double layer of maserati gloves sandwiched by some latex ones of a liquid repellant variety.

I bet Nic didn't think his finger prints would lead to such an in depth discourse.

iainw · Feb 5, 2018

Felonious Crud said:
Surely a Range Rover is the vehicle of choice for the well-healed and discerning psycho who likes a little comfort in his life. Never under-estimate the importance of massage seats after a hard day on the job.

Good point adam - and a nice pan sunroof would be useful for spotting the circling police helicopters with.

hashluck · Feb 5, 2018

outrun said:
Looks like the market is already covered.

https://www.dents.co.uk/shop/mens-touchscreen-gloves/

Bugger! At least it means I can buy a car with a touchscreen. Just need to buy gloves for any passengers as well!

bigbob · Feb 5, 2018

iainw said:
Surely thats too profligate for your bob - it would contradict your car choices.( edit- I meant in terms of length of ownership -not quality !!)
However - I stand corrected - to a Ghibli Owning Serial Killer it would be the obvious choice. A double layer of maserati gloves sandwiched by some latex ones of a liquid repellant variety.

I bet Nic didn't think his finger prints would lead to such an in depth discourse.

Well he's said they are his finger prints but he could just be a mule for someone else.

Ebenezer · Feb 5, 2018

Anytime you see a Maserati on the TV or in a film in an American production, they're generally driven by the bad guy...Mrs Eb has the new Hawaii 5 O box sets, and QPs feature from time to time, always driven by someone we shouldn't like!

Eb

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