Brothers thou shalt not squabble like the fools in the temples as to the day of St. Bin for it has been written that the day shall be variable dependent upon the economic circumstances of the Temple and the type of contract negotiated with the relevant service providers who shall forever be known as incompetent. Lo, remembering also that those days called Mondays that are also the feast day of the money lenders will shunt St. Bin back a day and there shall be much wailing and gnashing of teeth when, as often comes to pass, the Monks of St. Bins do not make an apparition at all, having imbibed many a Stella in the tavern the yesternoon.
That might be enough of St. Bin tbh.