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  1. Felonious Crud

    GT - Irritating Squeak

    That and a crowbar.
  2. Felonious Crud

    GT - Irritating Squeak

    Try some seal feed* on the window seals, or some graphite to lubricate the seals. You never know, if it's the window squeaking on the seal it might do the trick. *not fish!
  3. Felonious Crud

    Brooklands Auto Italia 4th May!!

    I remember mate. Went hunting for a picture but could only find this handsome beast:
  4. Felonious Crud

    What is point of this type of weather forecast?

    It's not the weather forecasts that **** me off, it's the weather.
  5. Felonious Crud

    Brooklands Auto Italia 4th May!!

    The Gallardo was it, I think? Maybe had the twin turbo conversion, and he did exactly what the marshall had said to not do: do not boot it on the skid pan, in the wet, when you're not pointing forwards. Most unfortunate.
  6. Felonious Crud

    What have you done to your Maserati today?

    Bugger!
  7. Felonious Crud

    Pic of the day

    He'll be mostly asleep, it'll be fine.
  8. Felonious Crud

    Pic of the day

    £60k worth of tools stored overnight in a workshop with poor security, you say? Remind me, your address again..?
  9. Felonious Crud

    What have you done to your Maserati today?

    'Sunny weather'? What is this meteorological phenomenon of which you speak?
  10. Felonious Crud

    What have you done to your Maserati today?

    Very neat. My CarPlay is wired only, which means I'm forever forgetting my phone in the armrest, where the USB plugs are. By the way, this was my cheapo Amazon USB adaptor, which Aston Installations helpfully identified as being a Health & Safety menace.
  11. Felonious Crud

    Should I be worried?

    To answer the question: only if you're titillated.
  12. Felonious Crud

    What have you done to your Maserati today?

    It looks a load better than a phone cradle, too. On hot days my iPhone would overheat if left on a stick-on thing in the windscreen. Even with the aircon on, the sun on the back of the phone would send it over the edge. An over-heated phone when you're trying to use its satnav is a not useful thing.
  13. Felonious Crud

    What have you done to your Maserati today?

    That sounds medically perilous. Anyway great that CarPlay is living up to your expectations. How do you find the floaty screen, aesthetically?
  14. Felonious Crud

    Clutch wear claims from Selling (independent) dealership

    ... is the right approach. Know what you're getting into. Get it read. It may not be accurate to the nearest %, but it'll give a pretty good guide as to whether you need to set some money aside this year, next or the one after. But 27k miles into a new clutch suggests you should be ready.
  15. Felonious Crud

    Brooklands Auto Italia 4th May!!

    You'll be fine. Mine won't even be allowed in.
  16. Felonious Crud

    Wales First Nation to set a blanket 20mph limit in urban areas

    You look different from how I would have imagined. And to answer your question, no, but thanks.
  17. Felonious Crud

    Art Reviewers Societal Exemplaires

    He might have driven home for Christmas a bit bloody quicker if he'd had a Ferrari back then.
  18. Felonious Crud

    The good morning thread

    Mischief, Loz, mischief!
  19. Felonious Crud

    The good morning thread

    Medieval implements of torture, spring to mind, Newton. I look forward to your next ploy to defeat these little scrotes.
  20. Felonious Crud

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Yeah, but don't spread it around, Mark.