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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Where's the wedge :argue1:
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    What have you done to your Maserati today?

    The machine wont print out until the 30 minute time slot has expired , or so im led to believe
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    Maseratis - Spotted

    He was probably driving it like he stole it ..........which he possibly did ............or a mechanic on a test drive
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    Pic of the day

    Marvellous what you can do with a couple of old plastic water butts, some tin snips and a pop rivet gun
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    A few of us on here like a little French car

    Dont you fancy having a crack at one of these Phil , reasonably priced and with your know how could probably double that plus https://www.leboncoin.fr/ad/voitures/2653821391
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    4200, 3200, Gransport Car Cover for sale

    Agreed there Phil , managed to elongate mine to 17 metres long the last 9 metres are 5 metres wide , my problem is with height because it forms part of my boundary wall I was governed by the 2.5 metre rule Grrrr , ruined my chances of a 2/4 post lift , now Im a teetering old fuddy duddy...
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    The good morning thread

    Docs says i need to give that a rest as i was getting dizzy , seeing spots before my eyes
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    The good morning thread

    Wet and miserable once again , back to wishing ones life away yet again in the hope of warmer weather, online battleships anyone
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    4200, 3200, Gransport Car Cover for sale

    Gees thats a tight fit Peter (car in the garage i mean ) I would struggle getting out after parking that
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    Sub post masters saga

    Im in for the long haul above is the tip of the iceberg ..............this time ATM and lottery machines in Post offices nothing to do with Horizon .............I hope Vennells is making her peace with god , no doubt she'll apply for Prison Chaplain
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    Police?

    Im guessing ( as I reckon I have been through similar ) getting rid of a loved ones belongings once they have passed is daunting enough , but then chancing across in the loft an ex naval chest, where one finds inside wrapped in what appears to be waxy oil skin a 1943 naval revolver not loaded...
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    Sub post masters saga

    Buugger ran out of popcorn :as001 (2): , just got the Missus to order a double whammy from Waitrose for next week .......Vennells the Venereal disease next week , the real Antichrist in the dock :24186z4:
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    The good morning thread

    Similar terrain to Turkmenistan very bleak in winter , I spent 2 years monitoring the Caspian sea borders based out of Mashhad for the FO way back in 78/9 testing times but in the days when a British passport carried some influence , the London embassy siege soon put pay to that lol
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    Sub post masters saga

    Next instalment about to start , popcorn at the ready , im really looking forward to the researchers questioning after the main evidence is completed, they are a lot more direct and succinct lol
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    Pic of the day

    what an awesome pic , love the clarity of some of your pics Guy , there constantly over our skies daily here in Suffolk , plenty of training going on I presume of Ukranian pilots
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    The good morning thread

    Been travelling to and through Bulgaria many many times over the years , back in the mid to late 70's when it was still behind the Iron curtain to a couple of years ago , some great raw spectacular scenery especially when driving through the mountains , hospitality is great providing you...
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    The other birds thread

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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Congolese equivalent to an EV scooter , designed specifically as a coltan/tantalum carrier for those that desire to drive an EV
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    African ingenuity at its best , whats the betting there were only 3 nuts holding it on it though
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    The good morning thread

    Seems to be a brahma of a morning at long last , I feel a sprightly drive coming on before or after staining the fence, oh decisions of a high powered executive