Does Ebenezer Have an Orange Elise?

[MarkMas]

Saw this on Wednesday. Reg number was EL15E EB

 

[Dan!]

It belongs to Elvis Bostello

 

[Ebenezer]

No Eb doesn't!
Eb

 

[Contigo]

Eb would look very cool in that!

 

[Ebenezer]

Eb and cool don't really mix!
Eb

 

[Navcorr]

Eb and cool don't really mix!
Eb

Fair play sir - so refreshing to read. Those who think they're "cool" aren't - they're usually a t*t.

 

[philw696]

Eb and cool don't really mix!
Eb

Depends what shoes you're wearing

 

[Ebenezer]

Ah yes - The shoes may be cool, but I'm sure that I'm failing to bask in their icy splendor! I wore my Lugosi - 'Wolf' Bat Toe Punch Oxfords out the other day and they made me feel oh so special! But whether they infuse coolness on their occupant (well this occupant anyway) is questionable!

(Much like driving a poncy car with a flashy badge and loud exhaust)

Eb

 

[Navcorr]

Many moons ago Ben Elton wrote a wonderful sketch about new shoes. Titled Yappy The Dog. Concerning the inverse relationship between shoe quality and dog sh*t. "You are comparatively safe in flip flops". **NSFW**

https://youtu.be/YBw8XWbAYGQ 34:35 to 40:20

Bought the album 30 years ago and its still funny.