Wales First Nation to set a blanket 20mph limit in urban areas

zagatoes30

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Gotta be the best proposal..
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second is this...

We propose to prevent identity theft instantly by calling everyone Chris.
They have always had some great ideas

Proposal, all runners, joggers & cyclists must only use equipment in gyms, we will connect this equipment to generators and give the power generated to pensioners for free.
 

midlifecrisis

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They have always had some great ideas

Proposal, all runners, joggers & cyclists must only use equipment in gyms, we will connect this equipment to generators and give the power generated to pensioners for free.
I've always said this should be a gym...it was punishment for poor people now the rich can do it at David Lloyds...
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Felonious Crud

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So you want the rich to pay to be punished? Won't be the first time ;)
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it Andy.

Honestly, though, I can't see how power can be generated from a darn good lashing. Maybe fix a dynamo on the dominatrix's arm? @midlifecrisis will have an idea up his sleeve (so to speak... or maybe even literally, the deviant old bugger).
 

joered

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Don't knock it 'til you've tried it Andy.

Honestly, though, I can't see how power can be generated from a darn good lashing. Maybe fix a dynamo on the dominatrix's arm? @midlifecrisis will have an idea up his sleeve (so to speak... or maybe even literally, the deviant old bugger).
Ok Boys whos up for a darn good lashing!
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safrane

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Lucky you. I have to go there every day.

The only 20mph that will go are those that are not in urban areas, so my commute to Cardiff will remain the same with a long stretch of M4 limited to 50mph too.
 

Andyk

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Won’t be going to Wales again

Unfortunately I don’t have a choice.


Although I do live in a lovely part and I could fall out of bed and touch England so not so bad. We all just pop over the boarder and drive faster. Drippy Drakeford has a lot to answer for.