What a way to go.....

conaero

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Can I book it now for circa 2050?

Also place an order for a Masrrati built, piano black coffin, Rosso Coral leather lined, carbon inserts and Harmon entertainment system with Bluetooth?

Oh, nearly forgot, and a white Lilly garnish.

Service to take place in the small French village of Pontvillain with ashes scattered at Arnge roundabout outside bar Harlequin please.
 
Parisien

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You're very demanding Matt.......it would indeed be the ultimate forum funeral.....;)...better start getting contributions in soon........

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zagatoes30

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Sounds like a decent end but not sure about the spending eternity in France, even if it is Arnage and 2050 that all? I hope to be around to annoy the kids for much longer than that ;)
 
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Chrisbassett

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So a nice gentle drive through the village, then floor it as soon as you hit the dual carriageway for that final, lovely Italian roar and sideways with a power slide into the church car park.
 
mowlas

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I wonder if they have managed to keep the QP's 49% - 51% weight distribution? Apparently the bulk of the coffin's weight is inside the rear axle for maximum handling pleasure! ;)
 
safrane

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mowlas said:
I wonder if they have managed to keep the QP's 49% - 51% weight distribution? Apparently the bulk of the coffin's weight is inside the rear axle for maximum handling pleasure! ;)
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I doubt they have many complaints from the passengers
 
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