The good morning thread

2b1ask1

2b1ask1

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Well my work here is done... just the flight back in the posh seats! Got an odd day tomorrow as I'm babysitting my grandson all day so I'm not actually going home tonight, instead I'm driving to Aylesham from Gatwick tonight.

Got the joys of a 'put you up'.

Have fun all...
 
Contigo

Contigo

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Been onto my insurance company today and it got me thinking about the different companies and what they represent, I think just like a football or car analogy, a sex analogy can be applied to the major companies :D




Sex with your wife - Legal & General


Sex on the telephone - Direct Line

Sex with your partner - Standard Life

Sex with someone different - Go Compare

Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than

Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels


Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union

Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability

Sex with an oap - Saga

Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident

and finally

Sex with a transvestite - Confused .com
 
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Sex in the back of an old Vauxhall - Aviva

Sex with a slapper - Liverpool Victoria

No foreplay - Bell Direct
 
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