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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampyrebat View Post
    I'm a cyclist, we always ride single file and when I get to a corner with a car behind me I always wave them through to say it's safe to pass me.........Only good manners/road etiquette I think! And yes, other cyclists f**k me off when I'm in a car and don't do the same as me..............BTW. I look good in lycra!!
    no Man looks good in lycra....especially white lycra shorts...please burn all your lycra and buy decent suitable cycling atttire. I recommend a nice tweed jacket and plus fours...

    Being a moderator i have the power you ban people, don't make me use it by wearing lycra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daverichardson View Post
    This is what every Middle aged man in Lycra looks like...even socks and sandals...I'm calling the Fashion Police
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    Quote Originally Posted by midlifecrisis View Post
    no Man looks good in lycra....especially white lycra shorts...please burn all your lycra and buy decent suitable cycling atttire. I recommend a nice tweed jacket and plus fours...

    Being a moderator i have the power you ban people, don't make me use it by wearing lycra.
    Perhaps we could have an SM Jail - like a Facebook jail where we can send people for offensive posts or activities like Lycra wearing in public.
    Lycra was clearly invented by men so they could ogle women wearing it, once squeezed into a full Lycra body suit some women may well walk around naked, as pretty much every curve is dicernable from any angle, especially a humped animals toe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSM Masser View Post
    Perhaps we could have an SM Jail - like a Facebook jail where we can send people for offensive posts or activities like Lycra wearing in public.
    Lycra was clearly invented by men so they could ogle women wearing it, once squeezed into a full Lycra body suit some women may well walk around naked, as pretty much every curve is dicernable from any angle, especially a humped animals toe.
    For a case in point, please someone Google 'Colombian Cycle team'..I'm at work and I'd be out of a job if I googled it myself...
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    Quote Originally Posted by midlifecrisis View Post
    For a case in point, please someone Google 'Colombian Cycle team'..I'm at work and I'd be out of a job if I googled it myself...
    I'll have to show you a picture of me (not in lycra) with the Mansfield Women's 1st VIII rowing crew who I coached. You'll be proud of me.
    It certainly helped me getting up in the very very early mornings.
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    I'm definetly doing selfie Lycra shots when I get back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D Walker View Post
    I'm definetly doing selfie Lycra shots when I get back.
    Mods, stand by, please

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    Quote Originally Posted by D Walker View Post
    I'm definetly doing selfie Lycra shots when I get back.
    As long as a) you don’t have Stevie’s cox-less canoe in your pocket, and b) you give us fair warning first so we can get a trained mod to take them down*, then go for it, Dave.

    *take down the photos, that is.

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