Ive actually done similar years ago in Milton Keynes , a regular daily dog walker who allowed there dog to regularly deposit its night before meal on my grass verge ,exact same place every day , ( when asked if they could kindly make sure they do it somewhere else she raised her arms and said if he gets caught short what can i do) , a few days later I caught them doing the same thing , but armed with the grandkids plastic spade I lifted said turds caught her up 30 yds down the road and neatly placed it in her shopping bag , never ever saw them again .............so it works ..........now i just really dont need the confrontation at my ageGo around and take a dump on said elderly neighbours patio/car and then ask them how they like it?
Only a problem if you let it, I’d say….I love dogs, and would love to own one ( actually quite close to buying one soon as it will make me go out and exercise ) but thats one of the things which puts me off , I know I would be manic about how it might impact on others ........love to get a couple of Westies or a cockapoo
True. We have 5, and love all 4 of them.Never leave home without a few Tesco scented nappies sacks to collect the dogs poop, even in the fields and woods I own. We even collect all the horse poop to ensure the paddock is safe for all.
There is no excuse.
Loz Dog will get under your skin in a month and you will wonder what life was like before they arrived.
Thats exactly what we have, naturally these gulls have absolutely no reason to be this far inland , its become habit for them , the early morning screeching calls to be fed , sitting on ours and the neighbours chimney pots and telegraph poles, just the pure numbers and their presence is enough to keep the general bird population scarce in numbers which is a shame because they can give so much enjoymentI had neighbours who fed the herring gulls and rats twice a day with meat from the local butcher (saving the butcher the cost of disposing the meat that had gone beyond its date). This went on for years, but miracle upon miracle, they decided to move. The entire area celebrated.
There is a lot of info on the internet about what you can do to stop people bird feeding. Take photos/videos of them feeding birds, the mess, damage to blocked gutters, videos of rats, birds lined up shrieking from the rooftops every 5am etc. You can ask your local council to investigate the feeding as it is a Statutory Nuisance. You need 3 neighbours to complain to the council at the same time with evidence. The council can then serve an abatement notice on the miscreant to stop feeding the shitehawks.
I can see myself doing one of two things if it persists (a) either lose interest in keeping cars nice (b) Building a covered car port as an approach and attached to the garages , tinkering with cars has been a hobby forever its in my DNA so it will most likely be plan BI know I will sound completely mad, but I have spent a lot of time observing gulls’ habits down on the south coast. Bearing in mind they can live to about 20, they are as clever as crows. They can also follow a gaze i.e. if you are looking at something they are smart enough to study what it is. Something to do with stealing others’ food sources. I am convinced that when they can’t work out what something is, they deliberately poo on it. Like a test of let’s see what their reaction is and whether the human has something edible or perhaps there is a new shiny pond of drinking water.
So, as per the thread heading, they are an utter nightmare when you finish drying a car off and they start lurking around high above in the sky. I usually get the car back into the garage while it is still wet. Otherwise, they spot you are paying attention to something mysteriously shiny and will fire off a white splat. My brand new 458 was christened by a gull on its first journey home - the roof was down, but by some miracle it hit the bonnet, missed the interior and then caught the back of the car.
How you doing matey , long time eh , good to see your still around , so you too hate those seagulls worse than Dick Dastardly lolI live 200 yards from the sea, so no escaping seagulls and their muck. The next car I buy will be white - I'm not joking!
Hey Loz, yeah long time - fell off the forum after selling my GS (the unmodded grey one) and buying a 4C, but back now! Hope you and the SO are doing good. When I get round to it I'll post some old pics, I've got some of you and others from when we went to Donnington a few years ago.How you doing matey , long time eh , good to see your still around , so you too hate those seagulls worse than Dick Dastardly lol
Great news mate , trust your still Bristol based , look forward to seeing some pics when you have time and maybe a catch up sometime this yearHey Loz, yeah long time - fell off the forum after selling my GS (the unmodded grey one) and buying a 4C, but back now! Hope you and the SO are doing good. When I get round to it I'll post some old pics, I've got some of you and others from when we went to Donnington a few years ago.
Yeah, living about 20 minutes away, in Portishead. Brenda says hello. A catch-up would be great.Great news mate , trust your still Bristol based , look forward to seeing some pics when you have time and maybe a catch up sometime this year
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god knows why the first 2 stationed a few hundred metres out at sea have been a total disaster and not used at all , they even installed at a cost of £35K 20 pairs of plastic Kittywakes in the hope they would attract the real thing but to no avail ...........its madness of the highest order and just a waste of Council tax money to maintain them , add in the huge sandbank they have created which will eventually be swept towards the harbour
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