If they ever hand out Titles With Benefits, I'll have Lord High Executioner. But it must come with irrevocable access to assault weapons of choice and immunity from prosecution.
As it says on the heraldic shield (bumper) of my southern American cousins, 'family, faith, firearms'.
FYI C G-L. If you're reading this. Don't even think of offering me the lower title of
Friends With Benefits. That smacks too much of readers wives. Whereas I am more Tatler and Country Wives
On a slightly more considered note. This Fellowship ruse strikes me as pretty silly. To my mind, a fellowship is earned. Not bought, like a pound of sausages. Any club worth its salt, usually grants foreign / distant members a pretty hefty discount. I'm thinking of the top tier sports clubs I'm familiar with, as well as London gentleman's clubs. Many offer pretty good value, to my mind.
So whatever you're paying, it's a pretty fair exchange.