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Morning, Forum. Happy Monday to you all.
morning all, Matt the outdoor gyms are opening from 4th July.....
Morning, Forum. Happy Monday to you all.
Oh shít! is it Monday? I suppose I has better 'go to work' then.
Thanks FC................I'm going to have that image of Bruce Willis in my head all day now!!Sod that! I'm plenty busy enough already
Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do.
It's definitely not bin day, so don't panic.Oh shít! is it Monday? I suppose I has better 'go to work' then.
Sod that! I'm plenty busy enough already
Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do.
Don't count on it. It took me three weeks of campaigning to get my local town council to open the tennis courts after the government and the LTA said it was ok to do so.
Absurd excuses included:
[edited for typo]
- we have no way to police that the users are following the rules (you are not the police)
- we can't afford to hire a full-time cleaner to clean the nets after each use (players can do any pre-cleaning they want to)
- we can't open unless we can guarantee they are virus-free (there are no guarantees, and nothing is virus-free)
- we do not want to be responsible for a decision like this (then resign from the council you muppet)
- creating an online booking system would be too expensive (I have set up a free one for you - it took 10 minutes)
That's looking really good Newton..!!
Good morning all........Oldest son (24) goes back to school this week.....Well I say this week.......Wednesday 9:00 to 11:30 for three weeks then summer holidays.....What a waste of time.....Youngest (11) gets a whole day.......