Oishi
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And what then is this St. Bins day of which you speak? Do the acolytes in thy fair land come forth to collect the offerings from your dwellings direct?
In the poor and mean state in which I abide, we must journey many miles, and make pilgrimage, to the goodly place known as "Dump". There unto to make sacrifice, and offerings. And the Monks, the denizens of Dump, place judgement upon our gifts, declaring, " Garbage", or "Trash", or "Recycle". But woe be unto the one to whom it is declared " No, yer can't leave that here, take it back!" And in that day there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth, and with much wringing of hands, thine sacrifice is thus rejected. And no blessings will be bestowed upon those whose offerings are rejected, and the journey home shall be filled with sorrow.
Oh what an enlightened land ye fortunate folk indwell, to have St. Bins Day, and to celebrate each week.
Salutations!
In the poor and mean state in which I abide, we must journey many miles, and make pilgrimage, to the goodly place known as "Dump". There unto to make sacrifice, and offerings. And the Monks, the denizens of Dump, place judgement upon our gifts, declaring, " Garbage", or "Trash", or "Recycle". But woe be unto the one to whom it is declared " No, yer can't leave that here, take it back!" And in that day there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth, and with much wringing of hands, thine sacrifice is thus rejected. And no blessings will be bestowed upon those whose offerings are rejected, and the journey home shall be filled with sorrow.
Oh what an enlightened land ye fortunate folk indwell, to have St. Bins Day, and to celebrate each week.
Salutations!