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Wack61 · Jan 8, 2021

philw696 said:
My 54 year old brother has after 35 years of marriage got himself a Thai lady and he certainly seems to be having Fun working in Dubai.
Personally he looks atleast 10 years younger.

As with all these women will they still stick around when the money runs out , if it ever came to it I'd sooner rent by the hour than sign up for a long term contract, I'd also make sure I was firing blanks.

P5Nij · Jan 8, 2021

Wack61 said:
As with all these women will they still stick around when the money runs out , if it ever came to it I'd sooner rent by the hour than sign up for a long term contract, I'd also make sure I was firing blanks.

A chum of mine at work got stung this way years ago, he got himself hitched a Philipino lady who gradually cleared him out, she was gorgeous, but batsh*t bonkers.

Meanwhile, have some Glynnis Barber to make the afternoon go with a swing....

Ryandoc · Jan 8, 2021

Women footballers .... who knew

Awaits the ..... she’s too big brigade

philw696 · Jan 8, 2021

P5Nij said:
A chum of mine at work got stung this way years ago, he got himself hitched a Philipino lady who gradually cleared him out, she was gorgeous, but batsh*t bonkers.

Meanwhile, have some Glynnis Barber to make the afternoon go with a swing....

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Now we're talking

zagatoes30 · Jan 8, 2021

P5Nij said:
A chum of mine at work got stung this way years ago, he got himself hitched a Philipino lady who gradually cleared him out, she was gorgeous, but batsh*t bonkers.

Meanwhile, have some Glynnis Barber to make the afternoon go with a swing....

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Posh tottie as we use to say along with this one

Oneball · Jan 8, 2021

Ryandoc said:
Women footballers .... who knew

Awaits the ..... she’s too big brigade

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No one likes her.

Ryandoc · Jan 8, 2021

Oneball said:
No one likes her.

Incorrect ..... I do. Those legs would crush most on here I suspect.

Oneball · Jan 8, 2021

Ryandoc said:
Those legs would crush most on here I suspect.

Typical Millwall thug!

Ryandoc · Jan 8, 2021

Oneball said:
Typical Millwall thug!

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Pansies them lot

zagatoes30 · Jan 8, 2021

Ryandoc said:
Incorrect ..... I do. Those legs would crush most on here I suspect.

What a way to go

Wack61 · Jan 8, 2021

P5Nij said:
A chum of mine at work got stung this way years ago, he got himself hitched a Philipino lady who gradually cleared him out, she was gorgeous, but batsh*t bonkers.

a guy I know had the same problem with a polish girl, he was 49 , her 29

he rented a house for her in London, went down to see her , it was full of her relatives who'd come over for for free operations , he ended up sleeping on the sofa , she's gone now but he said she'd sucked 50k out of him , literally

Oneball · Jan 8, 2021

Wack61 said:
a guy I know had the same problem with a polish girl, he was 49 , her 29

he rented a house for her in London, went down to see her , it was full of her relatives who'd come over for for free operations , he ended up sleeping on the sofa , she's gone now but he said she'd sucked 50k out of him , literally

RSM Masser · Jan 8, 2021

Ryandoc said:
Incorrect ..... I do. Those legs would crush most on here I suspect.

What a way to go!
There was a girl on a course a few years back 6’2”, 17 stone, sounds like a monster but she was very pleasing on the eye with everything in proportion just a lot of it
Name was Helga!

mjheathcote · Jan 8, 2021

Wack61 said:
As with all these women will they still stick around when the money runs out , if it ever came to it I'd sooner rent by the hour than sign up for a long term contract, I'd also make sure I was firing blanks.

My Dad went to Thailand 10 years ago with a friend, and came back all love sick over a girl he met 'with so much in common' who was younger than my sister. She couldn't even speak any English.
Hook line and sinker but he wouldn't listen.
Sold up in the UK and bought properties in Thailand.
He's 80 in a week, ting tong long gone onto the next sucker as soon as he had health issues, and needed to return to the UK for prostrate cancer treatment and a heart bypass operation.
He's currently 'stuck' in the UK and regrets selling up and having all his property in Thailand.

safrane · Jan 8, 2021

He may regret it, but financially he's probably better off... had he met someone in the UK they would have wanted 1/2 his belongings and pension now.

Oneball · Jan 8, 2021

What you need is a slightly nuts local lass. From down the road in Pershore:

PS don’t think this is too offensive
PPS some of the comments are brilliant.

Wack61 · Jan 8, 2021

safrane said:
He may regret it, but financially he's probably better off... had he met someone in the UK they would have wanted 1/2 his belongings and pension now.

A neighbour seems to have it sorted , he's had a girlfriend for the 20 years he's lived here and she was with him before he moved in , she comes round on a Friday evening and leaves Sunday evening , she lives 300 metres away

One Friday afternoon she was banging on the door and shouting through the letterbox

20+ years and she's not even got a key

Wack61 · Jan 8, 2021

Oneball said:
What you need is a slightly nuts local lass. From down the road in Pershore:

PS don’t think this is too offensive
PPS some of the comments are brilliant.

That's just embarrassing , could she ever sing

Ryandoc · Jan 8, 2021

RSM Masser said:
What a way to go!
There was a girl on a course a few years back 6’2”, 17 stone, sounds like a monster but she was very pleasing on the eye with everything in proportion just a lot of it
Name was Helga!

I dont think I could draw a figure better than her

Oneball · Jan 8, 2021

Wack61 said:
That's just embarrassing , could she ever sing

Nope!

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