MarkMas
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A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven
When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him.
"Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer fully."
Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Who really shot Kennedy?"
God replies, "Lee Harvey Oswald shot him from sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository. There were no accomplices. He acted alone"
The conspiracy theorist pauses and goes quiet. God asks him what’s on his mind.
He replies, "Oh no, this goes higher up than I thought..."
I used to counter conspiracy theory loonies by escalating. When someone said the moon landings were fake, I would say, "Oh, you don't believe in the moon, do you?" Their little brains would pucker up while they tried to embrace this new addition to the nonsense.
I used to say, "You don't believe that JFK was really killed do you?"
But now the idiots actually do think he is still alive and is a Trump supporter.
I give up.