Recent content by Markc

Sadly I only had it for about a year but no issues at all. Enjoyed every second.

St Bin, why has’t thou forsaken me! Thine Monks in thy Chariot of Stench rejected this morningtide offering in the bin that is wheelie and anointed blue. A scroll was left that spoke of ‘no plastic carrier bags’. There was but one broken bag of the carrier, the miserable c*nts! Revenge will be...

Christ on a bike! This year’s tree was a total b@stard. Took hours to get it in the stand plus an alarming mis-swing with the axe, miles out and hit my finger. Thank feck it’s blunt no stitches required but just the sad reality that I’m too old for this ****. Tree looks alright though.

Taxi drivers why not visit your local garage and get your indicators fixed so the rest of us know where the fvck you’re going. (credit Viz)

Some good hounds on here. My own: Baxter the Grand Basset Griffon Vendeen. You don’t want him to bite you.

Buy not by, ffs.

Bloody love 400s just so elegant. First saw a black one when I was a kid, pulled out of a side lane onto a country road and gunned it off into the sunset. I was on my bike! Made the hairs stand up. Tried to by one in my early 30s, made an arrangement to view at Verdi, drove up to London and when...

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Mmmmm

By contrast heating oil is now £1.70 a litre. Over the past 18 years the highest I’ve paid is 75ppl and the average 38ppl. Supplier has guaranteed a delivery in the next two weeks but not the price. Belt off, trousers down. Still, could be worse, it could be October. Meh.

Unless you did it in which case apologies!

WTF is going on in this photo. Photoshop retard.

Troyes 1998. Still makes me shudder to think about it.

How do you turn a duck into a 70s soul singer? Stick it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

A wander along Roupell St today Phil. Just this monster and the BX[ATTACH