The year that acquired her, Jacquie convinced me to go to Athens to see her relatives and then on to the Peloponnese. Well, we decided not to fly, but take a bit of a 'grand tour', and drive. Now this was 1984, no google maps, no Britain in EU, so lots of planning and custom export import, insurance breakdown, health etc. However, that was the easy bit....................
Northern France, flip into Germany, Switzerland, rise over the Alps, St Bernard, Northern Italy, down the Adriatic Coast, Brindisi. Take a running jump up to two planks into the Ferry's maw, the horror of Patras, the heart sinking despair of the disillusionment of filthy Athens, down the Peloponnese (inadvertently over the mountains of the Athens Rally Route - she need new shockers when we got home), where the locals were taken aback to find that Jacquie (six foot Scandinavian Blonde) could perfectly comprehend the fowl insults of colloquial Greek, and respond in an equally robust manner. My English reserve never got used to the standard status determining opening lines of the Greeks. "How much is your home worth?, How much is your car worth? How many sons do you have?"
Back through the toe of Italy, up the Mediterranean side, Nice at 3 am, asking the local girls the way home after being fleeced and ** on the Avenue Des Anglaise, St Tropez, and then up the backbone to Northern France.
In all that, the image of an Italian Village Piazza, the ALFA drawn up into the silent hot ticking midday, the young boys eyes smiling and and oohhhimg around her, the men rising from their cafe seats, grinning.
But,
Some 3,000 miles of Autoroute, Autobahn, AutoStrada, roads, rue and via, I saw only three other ALFA Sprints. And two of those were white Green Cloverleafs screaming up behind me on the usual narrow Autostrada, and they were Swiss.
Perhaps one was yours Catman?
Nostalgia made me test drive one a long time after. Scared the sh1t out of me, torque steer, heavy steering, and brakes glowing red. Still adored them though.
Sigh, the girls too, loved her