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I was so bored I went to Lerwick zoo this evening. they only have one animal , and that was a dog. it was a shitzoo

speed awareness course......I have to go on one. 1st of december. anybody been on one ? whats it like. I'm kinda hoping its going to be like a track day. but somehow I dont think it will.

The husband was in pure ecstasy …… a far-away, contented glaze in his eyes and a huge, gentle, knowing smile on his face as he softly murmured. He was obviously, “totally in the moment†as his wife moved rapidly forward toward him…. then equally rapidly, backwards away...

LE MASERATI GRANTURISMO V8 2DR AUTO Coupe Details Type: Business Advert Price: £41,980 Updated: 3 days ago Description 2008 08 Reg Maserati Granturismo V8 2DR AUTO 4.2, 2 Doors, Automatic, Coupe, Petrol, 49,000 miles, Grey, MOT-08-2013, 1 Owner, FULL Maserati Main Dealer...

I used to think that the funniest shop sign was on the kings road. the shoe shop called " R Soles " however , the one I saw today just down the road from me in Antwerp makes me wish I always carried a camera with me its a bed shop called " In Bed With Fanny "

Got woken up last night with all the noise out on the street. looked out , there was the whole liverpool team playing football with a hedgehog. was going to call the police and the R.S.P.C.A................. but just then the hedgehog went one nil up.

newley weds.......should they be frank & ernest ? or should they be different sex ?

I read an article about a guy who only buys cars with high mileage. he reckons he gets a good car for less money, and that in a modern car , modern engine, they are good for many more miles than previous generations of cars. got me thinking , as I did'nt disagree with his logic. I bought a...

hey guys just got a strange call to my mobile from " maserati marketing eetalee" they wanted to confirm my details. her accect could have been from anywhere from milan to mumbai. anyone else had a call from them ??

Hey guys. met a lorry driver on the ferry accross to france last night and we got talking about road trips around europe. he told me about a rally he does every year called " barcelona bangers ". anyone ever heard of this, anyone ever done it, anyone up for it. apparently you drive from calais...

Adam, go over to FB, its a quicker way to message

Going with Dem to Emblem tomorrow. planning to get there around lunch time. anyone around there want to come and watch a sweaty sock try & ponce lunch out of a greek tight wad are very welcome

Ros just got home from work & told me that cos it's valentines day she's booked a table for two tonight. Dont know why she bothers..............she's cr@p at at snooker.

Ok guys, just to give you all a heads up. I have listed the spyder on pistonheads today. I know you are all gonna talk , but I have to raise some money to buy torres from chelsea so I can continue to support them.

MSN report today that Adam Sandler is dishing out Maserati's to his freinds. a man of impecable taste and what a freind to have....must give him a ring

What a great weekend. the Ace carpark, absolutly perfect venue , was completely taken over with maseratis. Miles standing on the top of nana's mobile camera podium ( van ), trying to shuffle all the cars into a sort of circle to photograph them, the car park was just too small for us. meeting...

Will you guys tell Rob to get off the BL**DY COMPUTER & GET ON WITH MY BL**DY BATHROOM !!!!!!!!

the reason I ask is .....our old staffy keeps pushing her nose against the back door.......so I let her out. this morning she does it every 10 mins. is it possible for dogs to have dementia

Does anyone want a new I-Pad ? A mate of mine has brought a frw over from the states and is selling them. they are the same as the one in the picture below but will be unopened.

I guess this could also serve as a beer shelf for his buddies, while waiting for the special bus to come and take him back