Catman's Khazi Cash 'n' Carry now open for business

[CatmanV2]

Are you in a state of worry? Have you been tempted by overpriced, inferior quality toilet paper?
Fear not! Catman is here clean up the mess, we will not be beating on price.

For those more expansive of ****, we can also offer kitchen roll at discounted rates!

 

[zagatoes30]

No wonder there is a shortage in Australia you have the market cornered

 

[Wattie]

No wonder there is a shortage in Australia you have the market cornered

Listen he hasn’t.
Have you seen the size of Catmans ar5e.
Thats a days usage.
Just saying.

 

[CatmanV2]

The absolute truth is I shop at Makro most months. When it's two-for-one, I get two (durr) on both of them. That keeps us for about 6 months

C

 

[FIFTY]

Been down to costco?

I buy my loo roll from Who Gives a Cr@p

It's cheap, good enough quality, sustainable and profits go to a good cause

Who Gives A Crap UK

uk.whogivesacrap.org

 

[Wattie]

I buy my loo roll from Who Gives a Cr@p

Who Gives A Crap UK

uk.whogivesacrap.org

Not me

 

[Navcorr]

Are you in a state of worry? …

Coming to a store near you soon:

 

[FIFTY]

Not me

But what will you wipe your **** with when all the trees are gone? Lol

 

[Vampyrebat]

But what will you wipe your **** with when all the trees are gone? Lol

So bears won't sh!t in the woods anymore??!!

 

[Wanderer]

 

[Wattie]

Reported to Mods.
Clearly this should be in the For sale section ( made in China by the way).
Blatant exploitation of members....who maybe sh1tting themselves.

 

[CatmanV2]

Reported to Mods.
Clearly this should be in the For sale section ( made in China by the way).
Blatant exploitation of members....who maybe sh1tting themselves.

Meh. The report button doesn't work

C

 

[Wattie]

Meh. The report button doesn't work

C

WHO. In charge of that too?

 

[Oishi]

While I recommended investing in MREs, the big C has chosen the other end of the spectrum. Cause and effect.....

 

[Oneball]

There’s competition in the market now. Who do we choose Catman’s Khazi or Wattie’s Wipes? There’s obvious advantages to choosing local but when the subject comes up at dinner parties the exotic connotations of saying “well we get ours from Wattie’s Wipes of Australia” might just tip our hand.

 

[CatmanV2]

There’s competition in the market now. Who do we choose Catman’s Khazi or Wattie’s Wipes? There’s obvious advantages to choosing local but when the subject comes up at dinner parties the exotic connotations of saying “well we get ours from Wattie’s Wipes of Australia” might just tip our hand.

How middle class are you?

C

 

[Oneball]

How middle class are you?

C

Never been to a dinner party in my life.

Do have a Merc estate but I think that just means I wee myself it’s not class specific.

 

[zagatoes30]

There’s competition in the market now. Who do we choose Catman’s Khazi or Wattie’s Wipes? There’s obvious advantages to choosing local but when the subject comes up at dinner parties the exotic connotations of saying “well we get ours from Wattie’s Wipes of Australia” might just tip our hand.

What's a dinner party?

 

[Oneball]

What's a dinner party?

I think it’s where you turn the gnome on the front lawn so it’s facing backwards and then put your keys in a bowl. At least that’s what happened in the movie I watched.

 

[CatmanV2]

Never been to a dinner party in my life.

Do have a Merc estate but I think that just means I wee myself it’s not class specific.

Wattie's wipes are more your demographic then, I think . We like to think of ourselves as more the Ocado of the ablutions.

C