midlifecrisis
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Mrs MLC passed her test first time, but did the Theory under the influence of alcohol as we had a sesh the night before...
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Wack61
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2 years after mine
The bike test was a joke back then , my only instruction was outside the bike shop on a FS1e , that's the clutch, these are the gears, these are the brakes, stall,stall,stall whoaaa and we're off with my dad acting as safety barrier behind in his Volvo
My bike test was a ride round the block watched by a man in a brown suit , he said on the next pass, I will conceal myself somewhere on the test route and step to the kerb , raise my hand and observe your emergency stop
I came round the bend and saw him hiding behind a post box so was well prepared
a mate took his test a week later and a few of us went t take the ****, first lap he came past at 29mph sat bolt upright , saw us, called us ***** , next lap he did a 200 yard wheelie and still passed
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The joys of going into the bike shop after you've passed with that slip of paper, "what shall I have??" then reality hits home "nothing because I'm skint" lol2 years after mine
The bike test was a joke back then , my only instruction was outside the bike shop on a FS1e , that's the clutch, these are the gears, these are the brakes, stall,stall,stall whoaaa and we're off with my dad acting as safety barrier behind in his Volvo
My bike test was a ride round the block watched by a man in a brown suit , he said on the next pass, I will conceal myself somewhere on the test route and step to the kerb , raise my hand and observe your emergency stop
I came round the bend and saw him hiding behind a post box so was well prepared
a mate took his test a week later and a few of us went t take the , first lap he came past at 29mph sat bolt upright , saw us, called us * , next lap he did a 200 yard wheelie and still passed
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Not quite at the test centre but my driving lessons were always 8am Saturday morning and I never missed a Friday night on the town, albeit 5 pints of weak lager was enough to see me crawling in the gutter.
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I put in for my test on my 17th birthday in Feb. Got the card back with the date on it over six months away. Bought my first car (Fiat 127 Sport) early March and got a mate to sit beside me after my dad refused having survived the first week (it took him nearly 10 years to get in a car with me again!). Youthful exuberance and over confidence meant I put in for a cancellation as I was getting fed up with having to take a mate with me everywhere I went. Date came back for July with less than a week's notice. Passed first time with a note that I was a little over cautious (if only they knew). Before I'd bought the car in March, I'd driven in fields etc, but to this day never had any lessons. I'd had the obligatory FS1e from 16 and field bikes before that also, so maybe it helped a bit. The little Fiat made it about three months after passing my test before being written off after taking some air on a hump back bridge and landing heavily enough to push the front struts into the bonnet....then the fun began with a succession of cars I wish I still owned for their value today.
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I passed my Bike test first time too, Sorry Wanderer.
On learning a guy in a Volvo Estate lived up to the reputation of not looking for oncoming traffic when carrying out a U-Turn from the kerb. I saw him craning his neck and his front wheels turned to the steering lock so I naturally slowed down. My instructor noticed that I had noticed and told me to come to a complete stop in case he does the unbelieveable. Sure enough this little man in his big Volvo loaded to the gunnels with haberdashery (this is Manchester after all!) pulled right out . My instructor told me over the radio to make my way back to the training centre which wasn't that far away whilst my instructor gave the Volvo driver 'a free lesson' on observation and the local dent pullers more trade. The range of the instrucotr to pupil was impressive but the language was choice!
On learning a guy in a Volvo Estate lived up to the reputation of not looking for oncoming traffic when carrying out a U-Turn from the kerb. I saw him craning his neck and his front wheels turned to the steering lock so I naturally slowed down. My instructor noticed that I had noticed and told me to come to a complete stop in case he does the unbelieveable. Sure enough this little man in his big Volvo loaded to the gunnels with haberdashery (this is Manchester after all!) pulled right out . My instructor told me over the radio to make my way back to the training centre which wasn't that far away whilst my instructor gave the Volvo driver 'a free lesson' on observation and the local dent pullers more trade. The range of the instrucotr to pupil was impressive but the language was choice!
Northallerton is still a pain to get parked in today. I learnt to drive up the road at Croft circuit which was a tad more fun.
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Failed my first car test as I hadn't had any lessons (in the good old days when mates could take you out) ..... I could drive but not pass a test! Booked an immediate retest, paid an instructor for 2 hours to tell me how to pass and duly did.
Bike test was done in the days of Part 1 and 2. Part 1 was done in a car part and completed in about 10 minutes. The examiner told me it was obvious I could ride but if I wanted to pass Part 2 I should stop riding like i was on an MX track and use the clutch!
Part 2 was nothing more than driving around the block with the examiner on foot. Nearly hit him when he jumped out for the emergency stop and seem to recall getting most of the highway code questions wrong but got a pass all the same.
Mrs Hawk did her bike test about 10 years ago and boy has it changed. Theory test, CBT and followed by an examiner on a bike. Pretty sure I wouldn't pass now!
Bike test was done in the days of Part 1 and 2. Part 1 was done in a car part and completed in about 10 minutes. The examiner told me it was obvious I could ride but if I wanted to pass Part 2 I should stop riding like i was on an MX track and use the clutch!
Part 2 was nothing more than driving around the block with the examiner on foot. Nearly hit him when he jumped out for the emergency stop and seem to recall getting most of the highway code questions wrong but got a pass all the same.
Mrs Hawk did her bike test about 10 years ago and boy has it changed. Theory test, CBT and followed by an examiner on a bike. Pretty sure I wouldn't pass now!
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Passed mine first time, nothing very exciting, other than the instructor said "in future, you should probably drive a bit faster".
I've done as he said ever since!
Had a mate who passed his test on the 14th attempt though!
He was shocking even when he passed! Although we made him drive everywhere where whilst we got tanked up so he could practice!
I've done as he said ever since!
Had a mate who passed his test on the 14th attempt though!
He was shocking even when he passed! Although we made him drive everywhere where whilst we got tanked up so he could practice!
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Passed 1st time back in 1978 in a Datsun sunny. Had about 6 lessons before hand, when my instructor found out I had been driving tractors for years he put his hand on his head and shook it, apparently us farming types were not good students as the way we drove tractors was not the way you should drive cars!
They obviously only considered motorbike riders as donors... Glad you avoided that fate
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Friday 14 March 1986. It was a foggy morning and my test was at 9:45am in Chichester. Was so nervous I hoped it would be cancelled. It wasn’t as the fog had lifted.
My examiner shouted at me after the emergency stop saying he hoped I would stop much quicker in a real emergency. I thought I’d failed, so relaxed and drove with no cares after that. Totally amazed he passed me first time.
On my bike test (part 2) in 1984 I escaped the examiner at a level crossing in Crawley. Just carried on listening to his instructions over radio and passed that first time too.
Nice luck I guess?!!!
My examiner shouted at me after the emergency stop saying he hoped I would stop much quicker in a real emergency. I thought I’d failed, so relaxed and drove with no cares after that. Totally amazed he passed me first time.
On my bike test (part 2) in 1984 I escaped the examiner at a level crossing in Crawley. Just carried on listening to his instructions over radio and passed that first time too.
Nice luck I guess?!!!
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Back in 1967 we still had to do hand signals... I remember nearly putting the examiner through the front windscreen in the emergency stop, don't forget no seat belts back then!
Passed first time, said I was a natural..
I didn't mention the fact I was driving for over a year on L plates to Longbridge and back, about 40 miles from Coventry every day with an older work mate
The completely bald tires had fantastic grip in the dry, you learned all about car control when it was wet
Dave
Passed first time, said I was a natural..
I didn't mention the fact I was driving for over a year on L plates to Longbridge and back, about 40 miles from Coventry every day with an older work mate
The completely bald tires had fantastic grip in the dry, you learned all about car control when it was wet
Dave
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I failed my driving test twice on the same Major fault... gave up for a couple of years while I went to university and over one summer passed first time after only 4 lessons
Although I do not entirely blame my first instructor it did turn out that he was going through a rough time and was massively depressed - I was told by someone who knew him that he tried to commit suicide by chucking himself off the multi story above the harbourside which was right in front of my house (someone talked him down) - that was right after I failed my first test apparently. I didn't really want to go for a 3rd attempt even with another instructor after i was told that!
I admit to being a little more wise the second time around as I was a couple of years older and the instructor was sound
Although I do not entirely blame my first instructor it did turn out that he was going through a rough time and was massively depressed - I was told by someone who knew him that he tried to commit suicide by chucking himself off the multi story above the harbourside which was right in front of my house (someone talked him down) - that was right after I failed my first test apparently. I didn't really want to go for a 3rd attempt even with another instructor after i was told that!
I admit to being a little more wise the second time around as I was a couple of years older and the instructor was sound