Old man always told my little brother, who is not little," if you're going to hit someone make sure they don't get up again"
All fine until he got called to the school about little brothers behaviour, gets to headmaster office to find him standing there - "What did you do?"
Little brother " What you told me, he didn't get up"
Turns out little bro had pole axed the school bully, knocked him out cold, old man just laughed
Hopefully.
And......................"You can't take it with you"!!You will never get rich spending money.
If I can’t take it with me, I’m not going.And......................"You can't take it with you"!!
You have no choice my friend...........There is one thing that is certain in life!!.............Unless you are @highlander ??!!If I can’t take it with me, I’m not going.
Mum used to tell me and I have tried to live by it
'Do unto others as you would have done to yourself'
Has I hit he button o post that I thought ' this is a catalyst for thread drift'That's fine, but a bad motto when you're frisky and travelling on the tube (as I found out to my cost).
Frigging key padHas I hit he button o post that I thought ' this is a catalyst for thread drift'
My Dad had a version of that “couldn’t hit a cow in the f a n n y with a sack of rice” always amuses people.Couldn't hit a cow's @rse with a banjo