Madge at 60 - God I feel old!

[UlstermanAbroad]

Watched the trailer for the latest Guy Richie movie.
He breaks new ground, featuring guns, car chases and lots of guys with anger issues.
This got me thinking. Barely.
What's Madge up to these days? Turns out, mostly plastic surgery. A first in California.
All of this made me feel incredibly old. So, I thought I'd spread the love

 

[Wattie]

Looks dreadful.
Got a toy boy less then half her age now......that looks wrong too.

 

[zagatoes30]

Was never a fan of either Madge or plastic surgery in an attempt to remain young, just grow old gracefully

 

[Wack61]

Ulrika still looks natural at 53, apart from the teeth possibly


This picture of Cher was posted on Facebook which is exactly why women are spending fortunes on treatments.



She looks good for her age but not that good

 

[safrane]

Why these multi millionaires need to keep posting themselves on SMedia escapes me... why not just enjoy a very comfortable retirement rather than keeping up with the new vogue... they hardly need the money.

 

[GeoffCapes]

Give me the likes of Helen Mirren any day.

She's probably had a bit of work, but hasn't gone down the route of fillers and facelifts etc (I don't think). And she's 70+!
I guess by now that makes her a GGILF?

 

[Wack61]

Give me the likes of Helen Mirren any day.

She's probably had a bit of work, but hasn't gone down the route of fillers and facelifts etc (I don't think). And she's 70+!
I guess by now that makes her a GGILF?

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But they have photoshopped her

 

[CatmanV2]

Or at least given her a stoking makeup job

C

 

[Scaf]

Ulrika still looks natural at 53, apart from the teeth possibly
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This picture of Cher was posted on Facebook which is exactly why women are spending fortunes on treatments.

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She looks good for her age but not that good
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Too half of Ulrika face looks frozen to me - but she still looks good

 

[Wanderer]

I was 60 on the third and now I’m fuked!

Still got hair and no grey, got eye bags and crows feet but no old wrinkly chest. Bit of a wattle tho. And my ballbag is pretty immense, total danglers, can’t wear boxers cos I sit on my balls.

 

[Lozzer]

Wouldn't mind knobbing our Liz to be fair....One Grandkid a bit of an oaf though... not sure if I could handle that ******.

 

[Oneball]

Wouldn't mind knobbing our Liz to be fair....One Grandkid a bit of an oaf though... not sure if I could handle that **.

She’s a bit old, but whatever floats your boat, William isn’t that bad or did you mean Harry.

 

[Wack61]

I was 60 on the third and now I’m fuked!

Still got hair and no grey, got eye bags and crows feet but no old wrinkly chest. Bit of a wattle tho. And my ballbag is pretty immense, total danglers, can’t wear boxers cos I sit on my balls.

Too much information

 

[Lozzer]

She’s a bit old, but whatever floats your boat, William isn’t that bad or did you mean Harry.

Harry's a ****, to be fair she must be a bit desperate now, she hasn't "done" anyone since Diana

 

[alfatwo]

When you get to my age there are choices... Its either a fat arsed pasty faced 70 year old with a few quid and more baggage then terminal1 at Heathrow
Or one on these....
What do you recon?

Dave

 

[Wack61]

The car, any car , or a holiday, or a new dartboard, anything is preferable really

I just read something that made me laugh

Trying to understand a woman is like trying to understand what the colour seven smells like

After 25 years of marriage I'm at that stage

 

[philw696]

The Car every time for us boys on here I reckon.

 

[RoaryRati]

I'm a girl - and I'd reckon the car too!

 

[Wanderer]

The rule for dating I read somewhere is half your age plus 7. I'm 60 now so a 37 year old is my target, which is oddly the current Mrs' age so better wait a bit.