Motorway Mile Munchers

[Navcorr]

Rachel Ward wins that contest. There has been some creative keyboard use of late - nice

 

[CatmanV2]

HS....5.5k....buy it C

HS?

No time right now!

C

 

[Wack61]

Those aren't pillows

The cans the cans, they're shooting at the cans, stay away from the cans

Car thread turns into 80s Steve Martin thread

I had two X-Types and really loved them. Both the 3.0 petrol AWD so not particularly economical, but comfortable, quiet, quick and compact.

I'm guessing that was when they were young enough not to be snapping in half due to rotting sills, those plastic covers have a lot to answer for

 

[Wanderer]

The cans the cans, they're shooting at the cans, stay away from the cans

Car thread turns into 80s Steve Martin thread



I'm guessing that was when they were young enough not to be snapping in half due to rotting sills, those plastic covers have a lot to answer for

Those where the days, every year, MOT, new sills........

 

[Navcorr]

Car thread turns into 80s Steve Martin thread

Steve Martin - my ar*e!
Rachel Ward pleeease

 

[rockits]

HS?

No time right now!

C

No idea if it is official but HS=H0ly Sh1t

 

[rockits]

Are you just gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens on?

 

[Wack61]

Does, dunnit!

C

It's been reduced so here's probably a deal to be had there

Love the 4.2 super V8 , this one is cheap at 4K
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201810271882052?

 

[CatmanV2]

It's been reduced so here's probably a deal to be had there

Love the 4.2 super V8 , this one is cheap at 4K
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201810271882052?

Nope

C

 

[Vampyrebat]

Those aren't ar*eholes, they're Azaleas!
Watched "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" again the other day. Brilliant.

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What are you doing?
Adjusting your breasts... you fainted and they shifted all out of whack... there.
Thank you
You're welcome

Steve Martin at his best as was this..............

It's a shame the sort of Sh!te they started casting him in after

 

[Wack61]

Nope

C

I meant the S class has been reduced

The super V8 , I like the thought of all that power in an old mans slipper

 

[CatmanV2]

I meant the S class has been reduced

The super V8 , I like the thought of all that power in an old mans slipper

I figured you meant the S. Was talking about the XJ

I've looked at the fuel consumption of the S. I'm out

C

 

[Wack61]

Micra then

 

[CatmanV2]

Micra then

Got one of them on the drive ATM

There is a happy medium you know
C

 

[Andyk]

I figured you meant the S. Was talking about the XJ

I've looked at the fuel consumption of the S. I'm out

C

You could get an old XJ .....but you aren't over 75 or own a sheep skin coat C.

 

[CatmanV2]

You could get an old XJ .....but you aren't over 75 or own a sheep skin coat C.

*Exactly*!

C

 

[philw696]

Nothing wrong with an old XJ.
I rate my 77 XJC 4.2 as one of the best cars I have ever had ever.
Looks, style and performance.
Fuel consumption not brilliant but never one of my concerns.

 

[Navcorr]

Can't be bothered to read the whole thread - has anyone mentioned Subaru.

 

[hunta]

Can't be bothered to read the whole thread - has anyone mentioned Subaru.

This is starting to sound like Mornington Crescent.

Tudor Court Rules?

 

[Navcorr]

This is starting to sound like Mornington Crescent.

Tudor Court Rules?

Humph took the show to the Edinburgh Fringe once upon a time.
The segment was called Morningside Crescent. Which doesn't exist.
That always tickled me.