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lifes2short

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that could be a nasty pr1ck waiting to happen, sorry to lower the tone :banplease:

Two nuns are driving down a country lane late one night.
Suddenly, a vampire lands on the bonnet of the car, hissing and scratching at the windscreen!
“Ooh, Sister Mary - quickly, show him your cross”! Says a panicking Sister Bernadette!
Sister Mary quickly winds the window and leans out, “Get off the fecking bonnet, you pr1ck”! She shouts!

i'll get my coat
 

JonW

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I looked up the name of some stitches...

Straight
Running
Zigzag
Ladder
Whip
Blind
Catch
Blanket
Feather
Fagoting
Buttonhole
Scallop
Double Action

Who can come up with a plausible story that includes all of these?
 

JonW

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my 1st attempt below...

A blind man came running straight into the bar carrying a whip. He was wearing nothing but tights (with a ladder up the back), and was wrapped in a blanket with zigzags, scallops and feathers on it... he had a stitch and was yelling about some people who were into fagoting who wanted to catch him so they could buttonhole him and get some double action