Please ignore this thread

[ScaldedCat]

I think you've all got much too much time on your hands. Who'd have thought you'd know such a lot about sowing!
Now, I've got some socks that need darning, who's volunteering?

 

[lifes2short]

I looked up the name of some stitches...

Straight
Running
Zigzag
Ladder
Whip
Blind
Catch
Blanket
Feather
Fagoting
Buttonhole
Scallop
Double Action

Who can come up with a plausible story that includes all of these?

some seem a tad pervy, was anyone else thinking fagoting and bum hole instead of button hole, i wouldn't mind a bit of double action though, i'll get my coat again

 

[zagatoes30]

You lot have me in stitches, how long will this thread keep running?

 

[Zep]

Until there is a drop stitch I imagine...

 

[JonW]

It “seams stress“ has pushed us into an odd “warp”...

 

[Swedish Paul]

I think you've all got much too much time on your hands. Who'd have thought you'd know such a lot about sowing!
Now, I've got some socks that need darning, who's volunteering?

Got some seeds that need sowing

 

[ScaldedCat]

Got some seeds that need sowing

Can't sew or spell!
Can sow though, lots of that coming up soon.

 

[lifes2short]

 

[allandwf]

Who'd have thought you'd know such a lot about sowing!

I learnt all I need to know here.

 

[allandwf]

Who'd have thought you'd know such a lot about sowing!

I learnt all I need to know here.

 

[CatmanV2]

I learnt all I need to know here.

Twice!
C

 

[DJS]

You must be quilty

As charged

 

[CatmanV2]

As charged

And snuggly....

C

 

[CatmanV2]

An album that has had a major impact

C

 

[Gazcw]

So 437 views suggests the title was not clear.

 

[CatmanV2]

So 437 views suggests the title was not clear.

'Wet Paint'

C

 

[Phil H]

So 437 views suggests the title was not clear.

That'll be the folk who are still using old monitors that either need degaussing or raster adjustment.

PH

 

[2b1ask1]

So 437 views suggests the title was not clear.

Sorry, it snagged me; hook, line and sinker!

 

[zagatoes30]

Like Keep Off the Grass signs, you just have to

 

[midlifecrisis]

You're all talking bobbins.