Stupid job titles

[Hawk13]

My son is currently looking for a new job and showed me a job at Subway ......... for a Sandwich Artist.

Sandwich Artist - must be the most ridiculous job title I have heard in years!

 

[Vampyrebat]

So would someone who works at a Sewage Plant be titled a 'Pi55 Artist'??!!

 

[Spartacus]

A turd disperser

 

[Wanderer]

Street Scene Operative is my favourite.

 

[Oneball]

Revenue protection officer

While we’re on the subject things like British Waterways changing their name to the Canals and Rivers Trust or the Spastic Society now calling itself Scope.

 

[zagatoes30]

Revenue protection officer

While we’re on the subject things like British Waterways changing their name to the Canals and Rivers Trust or the Spastic Society now calling itself Scope.

Well the both are probably more PC especially the latter

 

[Wanderer]

When I was at BT Global Services we had a 'Contractor Missing Timesheets Manager'

 

[Oneball]

Going even further of topic, WTF is a “gender reveal”, I was expecting them to announce they were now “identifying” as a small hamlet of two houses on the outskirts of Bridgnorth or other such nonsense

Raul Jimenez: Wolves striker and girlfriend Daniela Basso hold gender reveal at Molineux https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51766982

 

[Oneball]

Well the both are probably more PC especially the latter

The Scope one sticks in my mind after hearing an interview with someone with spasticity who basically said “I’ve got spasticity, I know what that is, WTF is Scope?”

 

[allandwf]

The Scope one sticks in my mind after hearing an interview with someone with spasticity who basically said “I’ve got spasticity, I know what that is, WTF is Scope?”

It changed to Capability Scotland here, a better title in my opinion. I used to work there from time to time, intimidating initially but once passed that I enjoyed it.

 

[Trev Latter]

I remember some years ago seriously contemplating applying for an advertised job for an events organiser at Adnams just down the road in Southwold. Actually having a job organising p1ss ups in a brewery could have been fun, but I dread to think the name calling if it went wrong!

 

[Wanderer]

When I was doing some work for Toshiba on EPOS stuff, we had some Yanks come over, one of them's job title was 'Master Inventor'....

Before you ask, no idea....

 

[whereskeith]

Penetration tester......

 

[Wanderer]

Elephant Circumciser. Money was poor but you got big tips.

Nice job, but I was fired for getting the sack.

Anyone seen my coat?

 

[Felonious Crud]

Donkey Fluffer.

(Or is that a hobby?)

 

[Spartacus]

Better than a Dem Fluffer

 

[Wanderer]

Professional Sperm Donor?

Just been to the sperm donation clinic, the nurse said would you care to masturbate in the cup?

I said I'm pretty good but I'm not ready to compete yet.

I worked that one in for the purposes of the joke....

 

[iainw]

Waste management consultant. (That was a bin man when I was young)

 

[midlifecrisis]

Home Secretary.... She's neither at home or does any secretarial jobs...

 

[RSM Masser]

We have a YODA

Young Officer Development Advisor
Normally a 200 year old retired major!

more stupid job titles in the military than anywhere else
A R S E - A Royal Signals Electrician, my job back in the day - when it was Combat Powerman