Terrible Jokes Thread

spkennyuk

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You see I didn't see this as nonsense moaning about Boris / gov. It seemed more gentle than that, and an equal dig at Ponce Prince Andrew.
The **** artist formerly known as HRH Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew or Andrew Albert Christian Edward Windsor by order of her Majesty the Queen. Just so he knows how much trouble he is in ! o_O
 

GeoffCapes

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The **** artist formerly known as HRH Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew or Andrew Albert Christian Edward Windsor by order of her Majesty the Queen. Just so he knows how much trouble he is in ! o_O
If he was in real trouble he would be called Andrew Albert Christian Edward Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.
 

MarkMas

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Wouldn’t he have been a Battenburg as that was Philip’s surname?
A monarchist writes:

Philip's line changed from Battenberg to Mountbatten and Elizabeth's line changed from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor during WWI. (Bloody Germans!) When Philip Mountbatten married Elizabeth Windsor it was decided that the family name would stay Windsor, although some of Elizabeth's descendants (including Princess Anne) have used Mountbatten-Windsor.