Terrible Jokes Thread

Sommi

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A German walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender tells him: 100 euros!
The German is shocked - 100 euros?! so yesterday
it was 10 euros?
Well, today it is 100 euros.
- Well, why 100, **** it?
I'll explain now:
-10 euros is beer.
-10 to help Ukraine.
-20 assistance to European countries that have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU.
-10 euros in aid to the UK, for the successful
implementation of sanctions against Russia.
-Then 10 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal. - Finally, 40 euros for a gas subsidy for the EU and fund to help maintain sanctions!

Now, when the German silently took out the money and gave the bartender 100 euros.

The bartender took them, put them in the cash register and gave him 10 euros back.

German in disbelief: Wait, you said 100 - I gave you 100!
Why are you giving me back 10 euros?

"Ahh... We have no beer!"