Terrible Jokes Thread

philw696

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Two Irish blokes are out hunting in the woods when Paddy says,"I'm dying for a ****,but I haven't got anything to wipe my **** with." Mick says,"Have you got a fiver Paddy?" "Yes," says Paddy."Well use that," replies Mick.So Paddy goes off for 5 minutes and comes back with **** all over his hands and clothes.Mick says,"What the **** happened to you?" Paddy looks at him and replies,"Have you ever tried to wipe your **** with four pound coins and two 50 pence pieces?"