Terrible Jokes Thread

[zagatoes30]

The most frightening, scary, terrifying, petrifying, spine-chilling, blood-curdling, chilling and horrifying dinosaur was the Thesaurus.

 

[rs48635]

 

[midlifecrisis]

A new Eskimo Restaurant opened up near me and I thought I'd give it a go.

I asked the waiter for a menu and the waiter told me that they have a small array of dishes and he'll tell me what they have on.

"We have Whale Meat Steaks, Whale Meat Curry, Whale Meat Stir-fry and the Vera Lynn"

I asked "What's the Vera Lynn?"

"Whale Meat Again" said the waiter...

 

[HenrysDad]

A new Eskimo Restaurant opened up near me and I thought I'd give it a go.

I asked the waiter for a menu and the waiter told me that they have a small array of dishes and he'll tell me what they have on.

"We have Whale Meat Steaks, Whale Meat Curry, Whale Meat Stir-fry and the Vera Lynn"

I asked "What's the Vera Lynn?"

"Whale Meat Again" said the waiter...

When I was about 8 we went on holiday to Norway. at one restaurant there was "whale balls" on the menu. They were much smaller than I had imagined. To an 8 yr old this was indescribably funny!

 

[CatmanV2]

A new Eskimo Restaurant opened up near me and I thought I'd give it a go.

I asked the waiter for a menu and the waiter told me that they have a small array of dishes and he'll tell me what they have on.

"We have Whale Meat Steaks, Whale Meat Curry, Whale Meat Stir-fry and the Vera Lynn"

I asked "What's the Vera Lynn?"

"Whale Meat Again" said the waiter...

That's fab!

C

 

[MarkMas]

A new Eskimo Restaurant opened up near me and I thought I'd give it a go.

I asked the waiter for a menu and the waiter told me that they have a small array of dishes and he'll tell me what they have on.

"We have Whale Meat Steaks, Whale Meat Curry, Whale Meat Stir-fry and the Vera Lynn"

I asked "What's the Vera Lynn?"

"Whale Meat Again" said the waiter...

I'm sure I have heard this joke before, but I don't know where, and I don't know when.

 

[Felonious Crud]

I'm sure I have heard this joke before, but I don't know where, and I don't know when.

What was the weather like..?

 

[CatmanV2]

What was the weather like..?

Dunno but I wish those bloody birds would shut up

C

 

[MarkMas]

What was the weather like..?

There were dark clouds, as I recall, but someone suggested that it would brighten up later.

 

[davy83]

What was the weather like..?

it was cloudy but i heard there were blue skies over the white cliffs of Dover

 

[safrane]

I think its blue Birds...

 

[spkennyuk]

I saw a sign today that made me p1ss myself ! It said toilet closed!

 

[HenrysDad]

I think its blue Birds...

I thought bluebirds.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Jeez, you guys need to lighten up and just laugh at the joke...then let it go....

 

[HenrysDad]

Jeez, you guys need to lighten up and just laugh at the joke...then let it go....

Suddenly I feel a bit cold.

 

[spkennyuk]

Suddenly I feel a bit cold.

Frozen ? Let it go

 

[midlifecrisis]

FFS!!!!

 

[spkennyuk]

FFS!!!!

We are only having olaf !

 

[HenrysDad]

FFS!!!!

If you don’t like it Sven go somewhere else.

 

[HenrysDad]

If you don’t like it Sven go somewhere else.

Sorry. If you don’t like it Sven go somewhere Elsa.