This Hurts My Eyes!

[allandwf]

We are assuming it belongs to the husband? Perhaps not, I'm sure we all remember the pink Maserati!

 

[bigbob]

You didn't see me roight!
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Love it.

 

[Scaf]

Yay everyone, please look at me... I'm a k n o b... kind of car.

It screams FOOTBALLER ! to me, lots of money and not a lot of taste.
I don’t get matching luggage personally - and in any event you can get the price reduced because it’s missing matching shoes, trousers and jacket

 

[Oneball]

I see your lightning and raise you black suede.
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Do you reckon that builds up static?

 

[bigbob]

It screams FOOTBALLER ! to me, lots of money and not a lot of taste.
I don’t get matching luggage personally - and in any event you can get the price reduced because it’s missing matching shoes, trousers and jacket

Found this for £22. Trainers are extra:

 

[bigbob]

And for the weekend:

 

[Oneball]

I’m the first to knock football but when it comes to clothes it’s all sports. If you wear supporters’ gear you’ll look like a knob!

 

[highlander]

I can put up an argument for the White/red one at start of thread easily enough, no worse than the 70s fleurescent orange psychedelic wallpaper on main wall and luminous green paint on the 3 other walls I got rid of toot sweet within 2 weeks of buying my first flat..........but the other examples on here are probably even outside my considerable capacity to maintain a positive attitude!

 

[Ebenezer]

It screams FOOTBALLER ! to me, lots of money and not a lot of taste.
I don’t get matching luggage personally - and in any event you can get the price reduced because it’s missing matching shoes, trousers and jacket

The Ermenegildo Zegna QP6 included a bolt of the great mans cloth matching the seats so that you could have your matching suit made up!
Eb

 

[Gazcw]

Do you reckon that builds up static?

Sparks the faster you go. Haha

 

[CatmanV2]

I see your lightning and raise you black suede.
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Bugger to sort the nap on that, though!

C

 

[Gazcw]

Bugger to sort the nap on that, though!

C

Shoezone sales staff will think you have gone nuts when you go in to buy 100 cans of cleaner and waterproofer!

 

[bigbob]

Shoezone sales staff will think you have gone nuts when you go in to buy 100 cans of cleaner and waterproofer!

...and think of those old newspapers you will need to stuff it with to dry it out.

 

[Gazcw]

But if you wanted a QP6 it would only need a stretcher. The owner that did that is a big insole!

 

[Templar]

All done in the best possible taste as Kenny Everett used to say.