Trumps test positive

[CatmanV2]

Couldn't make it up!

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

We knew that he had lost his sense of taste back in the 80's

 

[midlifecrisis]

Nor could he sniff out bull$hit

 

[CatmanV2]

We knew that he had lost his sense of taste back in the 80's

Don't joke. My father in law is convinced that he has CV19 because he lost his sense of taste and smell last year. It'd be funny, but try persuading an 80+ yo with Lewey Body dementia that he needs a 'flu jab when every time he calls the surgery, the message is 'don't come anywhere near us if you've lost your sense of taste and smell'....

C

 

[2b1ask1]

Cant deny it is real now, will he stop spreading disinformation about it now?

 

[midlifecrisis]

I sympathise with every family of every victim of COVID19 but somehow I'm finding it very difficult to find any sympathy with Donald Trump contracting it. Hopefully the millions of dollars es he's poured into the US health system through his tax returns, they'll cure him...

 

[2b1ask1]

Maybe he could gargle bleach and shine bright lights at himself?

 

[zagatoes30]

Just fake news

 

[CatmanV2]

Cant deny it is real now, will he stop spreading disinformation about it now?

Just thinking about this. I wonder what the conspiracy theorists will say? He was never part of the global elite and was trying to save the common man, but has been poisoned? He's just faking it? Gonna be worth a watch.

C

 

[rivarama]

My thoughts...
1- was he positive during the debate and knew It but didn’t mention it - would be so so bad, as Biden is even higher risk
2- is it intox and he’s trying to appear as a hero
3- is that a way to avoid the next debate

 

[CatmanV2]

2- is it intox and he’s trying to appear as a hero

What?

C

 

[Zep]

Just thinking about this. I wonder what the conspiracy theorists will say? He was never part of the global elite and was trying to save the common man, but has been poisoned? He's just faking it? Gonna be worth a watch.

C

Exactly. This will be spun until everyone is dizzy. Unless of course he is unlucky and it does make him gravely ill.

 

[Wanderer]

Exactly. This will be spun until everyone is dizzy. Unless of course he is unlucky and it does make him gravely ill.

Well he's 74 and lives off cheeseburgers, I think the odds are against him.

 

[zagatoes30]

Exactly. This will be spun until everyone is dizzy. Unless of course he is unlucky and it does make him gravely ill.

There would be some justice to that but I suspect he will declare it is nothing more than a cold and then open all of the US back up again

 

[Felonious Crud]

Maybe he could gargle bleach and shine bright lights at himself?

He could stick a flamethrower up his ****. That’d cure him.

 

[CatmanV2]

Exactly. This will be spun until everyone is dizzy. Unless of course he is unlucky and it does make him gravely ill.

I think it'll still be spun. Probably CIA poisoned him with Novichok?

Well he's 74 and lives off cheeseburgers, I think the odds are against him.

Well I don't want to wish ill on him (just) but yes, it's not a great prognocis.

C

 

[Wattie]

He could stick a flamethrower up his ****. That’d cure him.

I tried the reverse procedure with a Vindaloo last night.

 

[Wattie]

I think it'll still be spun. Probably CIA poisoned him with Novichok?



Well I don't want to wish ill on him (just) but yes, it's not a great prognocis.

C

Now who’s a conspiracy theorist?

 

[Zep]

He could stick a flamethrower up his ****. That’d cure him.

It will cure a lot of other people too!

 

[CatmanV2]

It will cure a lot of other people too!

Or at least, make them happier. Of course, lots of other people will be up in arms

C