Warning lights - how many can you identify?

[MAF260]

The latest Mercedes E-class apparently has 64 potential warning lights (way more than a Maser!). Can you guess what they're each for?


I'll post up the answers later...

 

[Parisien]

Since when did we all become fighter pilots??!!

Plus.....hieroglyphics are back in?

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[Maser Sod]

26 is 'Sperm in driver's side keyhole'

 

[Felonious Crud]

41 is "rain at next filling station" and 46 is "start driving like a man!"

 

[MAF260]

Answers I've seen elsewhere:

4. Moby Dick, dead ahead
11. You've gone batsh!t crazy
14. Where the F*CK are the KEYS?
17. Those shoes are SO last year
18. Those shoes are FABULOUS
21. Fat lady on a stool
22. You got grenades!
23. You don't got many grenades
24. You out of grenades
26. On board chastity belt technology
27. If this cars a rockin don't come a knocking
29. Your pie is ready
32. One eyed Lego man
37. Your car is happy to see you
38. Car's toupee falling off
41. It's raining petrol
45. Free movie ticket
48. Periscope up
54. You're missing Top Gear
60. Woman driver

 

[Parisien]

39 = Lollipop man on board


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[BennyD]

19; chastity belly fitted
29; the driver has laid a steamer.

 

[Parisien]

11= Coil fault, see contraceptive advisor

PS Applies to females only....


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[Parisien]

50 = incontinence pants leak


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[Parisien]

17 + 18 = Driver wearing non-matching shoes (again)....


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[BennyD]

39 = Lollipop man on board

42; lollipop man not on board.

 

[Parisien]

47 = You've left the handbrake off


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[Parisien]

42; lollipop man not on board.

No Ian....thats a badly fractured lollipop




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[Parisien]

32 = You must hold 9v battery to tongue to start car


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