words or phrases you don't want to hear again

davy83

davy83

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"your call is important to us"
Which is why we are going to keep you on hold with inane music for a hour until we connect you to a person working from a computer script who does not care why you have called.
 
Vampyrebat

Vampyrebat

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Don't worry, it happens to most men!

Don’t worry, it happens more than once with some men!

Sorry; I don't think we are compatible
 
La Rascasse

La Rascasse

Junior Member
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48
You can’t be serious!
You must be joking?
Shop assistant: are you alright there? Me: why can’t you say “do you need any help” or “can I help you” ? Grrrr
 
Thatch

Thatch

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"we're living on Teams, it's a simple as that".

I would never get tired of smacking his self satisfied face.
 
GeoffCapes

GeoffCapes

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"You have the right to remain silent......"
"Keep your hands where I can see them"
"If you need a lawyer we can get someone to represent you unless you have legal counsel of your own"
 
lozcb

lozcb

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Is that a meal
Medium or large fries
And don't get me started on coffee combinations
 
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woody1144

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Any comparison between what people went through during the second world war and what we are going through at the moment. Ridiculous, I am sat at home eating and drinking myself into obesity, I'm not stuck down a trench! It's a huge disrespect to the war generation in my opinion.
 
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