Wrinkle gold plenum paint supplier found - or am I hallucinating?

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BennyD said:
Real men go all red.

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That looks more like orange than red. You really need to visit the opticians as it’s possible you may be colourblind. Only recently you tried to persuade me that the pink seats in your BMW are red, seems it wasn’t an isolated incident.

If they or your GP suggest a brain scan make sure you pay the search fee up front!
 
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Tbf, you don't say much but what you do say is always bolloxcs. You own a small Caribbean Island in sparkly grey primer, so don't get carried away dissing other, more nimble transport. Leave it there and it'll be Ok. C*nt.
 
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Are you OK, sweetie?

You had my Bentley for 4 days and you couldn’t stop extolling it’s virtues when I came to collect it. You love my car, you just don’t want to admit it. It’s also quicker than your grandad car.

As for nimble - your 4200 wasn’t able to move for over 2 years. If I’d been in a race with it that started back then I could have walked to the finish anywhere in the country and still comfortably beaten it.

You can book your appointment with Specsavers online - best you get there quickly before your licence is taken away x
 
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conaero said:
MAF there was also the incident of a pink Audi TT he thought was red
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Don't even go there. You will NEVER own anything quicker. 685bhp in 1450kg is pretty fcking quick, even if it was 360CS red. Fyi, there's still a traffic cop in Wales wondering where I disappeared to. Cnt.
 
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Harry said:
I know I’m shooting myself in the foot, but what on earth is a plenum? I don’t think I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing one. I googled it and was none the wiser.
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Google anything discussed on this forum is very dangerous most of the time! And also, wanting the pleasure of seeing one before you know what it is. Brave pill...
 
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Gazcw said:
Google anything discussed on this forum is very dangerous most of the time! And also, wanting the pleasure of seeing one before you know what it is. Brave pill...
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.....great advice. Googleling Conaero is always going to lead to disappointment, lowered esteem and a view down from a motorway bridge. Fight it.
 
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My car has 3200 rear lights, aftermarket wheels, a big brake kit and a radically altered exhaust, so the colour of the plenum is highly unlikely to affect any residual value my car might, or might not, have. Purists can f…, go away.
 
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Harry said:
I know I’m shooting myself in the foot, but what on earth is a plenum? I don’t think I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing one. I googled it and was none the wiser.
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Here is a picture of a plenum (The Chinese Communist Party's 6th Plenum held in November 2021). Notice the red and gold accents. I hope that helps.

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To be fair neither colour is anything to shout about. They all draw attention to the bulges and look like Peter stringfellow in his budge smugglers.
Shut the bonnet , boil kettle and settle down to countdown.
 
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MarkMas said:
Here is a picture of a plenum (The Chinese Communist Party's 6th Plenum held in November 2021). Notice the red and gold accents. I hope that helps.

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Funnily enough, I thought a plenum was something like that and hence why I found the thread’s heading confusing. I can’t quite see the wrinkle effect on the hammer and sickle, presumably due to the picture quality. I wonder if anyone ever dares to not to raise their hand?
 
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Harry said:
Funnily enough, I thought a plenum was something like that and hence why I found the thread’s heading confusing. I can’t quite see the wrinkle effect on the hammer and sickle, presumably due to the picture quality. I wonder if anyone ever dares to not to raise their hand?
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no longer need to raise a hand to go for a pee. We are not saving for shrimping boat here
 
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Plenum is Latin for full, so a full conference, a chamber full of pressurised air etc. in case anyone doesn’t know (and gives a toss).

Turns out Mr. Bowers’ Latin teaching has stuck for over 40 years. Do you think my Spyder will last as long?
 
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