2017 The Road to Le Mans

[conaero]

What a night hey Damo, one that will go down in folk law...







And MAF's famous receipt for one round of double VC's

 

[GeoffCapes]

Get with it Geoff - normally by 11am I have my shoes around my neck and face. There is photographic evidence.

The clogs have wooden soles - i will float, face down drowning, but I will float.

 

[Felonious Crud]

We are normally fairly quiet!

Ah maybe not - just remembered the lady telling us off in Bernay when we had to 'make our way back into the hotel' (Contigo SAS stylee) in 2015 at 2am. A lesson to us all that wearing a short T Shirt, asking some 'merry' Englishman to be quiet, leaning out of the balcony and using a table lamp back light will invariably show one should have trimmed!

I do believe at the time you and MAF were engaged to be married and consummating said union, serenading us from the hotel window.

In that short post I counted at least four reasons why we won't be welcome in Bernay this year. And why I shall be wearying sturdier trollies.

 

[conaero]

Found it!....look at the eyes, fecking scary.

 

[dem maser]

memories memories...........great night, that was the night with the blue hair french woman trying it on with everyone in the other bar wasnt it? haha

 

[BennyD]

Found it!....look at the eyes, fecking scary.

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Everything else wrapped round the those p!ss holes isn't exactly relaxing on the eyes.

 

[Felonious Crud]

And to think, just hours later that confident young man, filled with hopes and dreams, exploded violently in a charming little hotel in northern France.


Think only this of him, that there's some corner of a foreign hotel room, that is forever Damo.

 

[dem maser]

big hotel bill that day haha funny thing was when we checked out after Damos bill for damages the lady chased me and asked for Maverick to come back as he also had caused "damages" haha

 

[Guest 1678]

big hotel bill that day haha funny thing was when we checked out after Damos bill for damages the lady chased me and asked for Maverick to come back as he also had caused "damages" haha

Un Autre - will have to be on Mav's grave stone!

Matt should have a UN Crash Helmet. Florist in Bernay shut for 2 weeks from the profits.

Glad I have calmed down.

 

[conaero]

And to think, just hours later that confident young man, filled with hopes and dreams, exploded violently in a charming little hotel in northern France.

I laughed so hard I nearly soiled myself.

 

[Contigo]

Lol those 2 nights, one of them with us shouting up at a woman who told us to be quiet (never gonna end well!) and Chris my mate collapsing in the street

 

[conaero]

.... and Chris my mate collapsing in the street

Yes, I remember him, never met him before but he grabbed my arm about midnight and asked me to take him home....not in that way before you ask!

 

[Felonious Crud]

Yes, I remember him, never met him before but he grabbed my arm about midnight and asked me to take him home....not in that way before you ask!

Weelll... not at first...

 

[spkennyuk]

Any plans to have sports maserati forum stickers in the cars that are going this year ? They would be useful for events as well.

 

[conaero]

David and I are going to be producing a 12pp colour programme for this years 2017 Le Mans 24hr trip.

It will contain the following:

1. Introduction
2. History
3. Itinerary
4. Outbount Ferries
5. Night 1 - Fougéres
6. Night 2 - Saumur
7. Gites
8. Raceday
9. Home bound Ferries
10. Things to do
11. Things to take
12. Driving in France
13. Contacts
14. The ‘Hangover'
15. Readers Wives

If anyone has any interesting stories or pics (the more embarrassing the better) can you please email them to:

admin@sportsmaserati.com

 

[GeoffCapes]

David and I are going to be producing a 12pp colour programme for this years 2017 Le Mans 24hr trip.

It will contain the following:


[*]Readers Wives

 

[Felonious Crud]

Readers gumars may be more interesting. Or, to give us something to do on the ferry, perhaps we could have a game where we have to match the wife, the gumar AND the car with the SM member.

 

[dem maser]

Yes readers mistresses is more appropriate for some haha

 

[dem maser]

David and I are going to be producing a 12pp colour programme for this years 2017 Le Mans 24hr trip.

It will contain the following:

1. Introduction
2. History
3. Itinerary
4. Outbount Ferries
5. Night 1 - Fougéres
6. Night 2 - Saumur
7. Gites
8. Raceday
9. Home bound Ferries
10. Things to do
11. Things to take
12. Driving in France
13. Contacts
14. The ‘Hangover'
15. Readers Wives

If anyone has any interesting stories or pics (the more embarrassing the better) can you please email them to:

admin@sportsmaserati.com

im thinking an "index" aswel......i do like to start from the back........

 

[Felonious Crud]

im thinking an "index" aswel......i do like to start from the back........

Good point.

Matt - please add a shopping guide for Dem. He says he's especially interested in visiting an art is anal chocolate shop.