A Poem

[maserati]

I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.

Good night,

Paul

 

[maserati]

When it says a poem by maserati well that's not quite true because I think Robert Louis Stevenson had something to do with it. Well I am not sure if it was him, it could have been all three of them! Ha!

Paul

 

[maserati]

Hold on I feel another verse coming along!

Paul

 

[maserati]

No that might be boring. See if you prefer this one.....

The Owl and the *****-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely *****! O *****, my love,
What a beautiful ***** you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful ***** you are!"

Paul

 

[2b1ask1]

P0rn filter doesn't like Lewis Carroll... or his pu$$ycat

 

[Parisien]

I have never seen three strikes being issued for 3 consecutive posts..................................ah well theres always a first time...!!!!!!!!!


P

 

[conaero]

P0rn filter doesn't like Lewis Carroll... or his pu$$ycat

I know, what do you do?

The P0rn filter is there so we dont get marked down in Google, my hands are tied!

 

[maserati]

If you are not so keen on my poetry how about some singing? ............................ Under the boardwalk down by the sea .....and I still don't know the words!

Paul

 

[Parisien]

If you are not so keen on my poetry how about some singing? ............................ Under the boardwalk down by the sea .....and I still don't know the words!

Paul

Paul...thats an outright ban...........don't collect your coat.......or hat....or belt....or braces........


P

 

[maserati]

P You're only saying this because you want a hug!

Paul

 

[hodroyd]

P hugs Mrs P all the time..!!

 

[Parisien]

P You're only saying this because you want a hug!

Paul

....reading between the lines.....may not be your strongest suite Paul.....


P

 

[maserati]

....reading between the lines.....may not be your strongest suite Paul.....


P

P How nice of you to refer to me as sweet Paul!

Paul

 

[conaero]

Hey Paul, I take it you, Carol and the pigeon will be in attendance this weekend?

 

[Emtee]

I know, what do you do?

The P0rn filter is there so we dont get marked down in Google, my hands are tied!

We don't have a bondage filter then

 

[maserati]

Hey Paul, I take it you, Carol and the pigeon will be in attendance this weekend?

Hi Matt,

I was wondering whether I could entice you onto one of my stupid threads! Welcome fellow crazy person! .............Yes all three of us will there on Saturday and we are looking forward to it.

Regards,

Paul

 

[maserati]

We don't have a bondage filter then

Ha!.... Well done Miles! ......

Paul

PS I would have expected Andyk to have made an appearance by now!

 

[maserati]

Twit twooo who this is one of my bird impressions. It's an owl if you haven't guessed already!

Paul

 

[Emtee]

Ha!.... Well done Miles! ......

Paul

PS I would have expected Andyk to have made an appearance by now!

Yeah, but he spends all his spare time watching re-runs on Dave! Sure he'll be along soon once he's spooled through this evenings delectations........

 

[dem maser]

I have never seen three strikes being issued for 3 consecutive posts..................................ah well theres always a first time...!!!!!!!!!


P

Haha

Great thread