Bentley Apprenticeship

[2b1ask1]

Adam will you be offering the MILF's some generous rollback?

 

[2b1ask1]

I was in asda today,waiting in the que; I had 3 trolleys full of beer and party food. There was a little old lady behind me holding a pint of milk, I said to the old lady "Is that all you got love?" She replied "Yes".


So I did the decent thing and said "Well bugger off to another till cos I'm gonna be here for ages!!!!"

 

[Parisien]

Adam will you be offering the MILF's some generous rollback?

...thats dreadful Newton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





But very funny........................................



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[tess]

I was in asda today,waiting in the que; I had 3 trolleys full of beer and party food. There was a little old lady behind me holding a pint of milk, I said to the old lady "Is that all you got love?" She replied "Yes".


So I did the decent thing and said "Well bugger off to another till cos I'm gonna be here for ages!!!!"

thats so bad lmao

 

[2b1ask1]

Selling biscuits for 29p that's Asda price ..Selling toys for 99p that's Fisher Price ..Selling pathetic stories to the press that's Katie Price!!!

 

[dem maser]

The "asda ****" thread

 

[dem maser]

Adam will you be offering the MILF's some generous rollback?

Thats an award winning line.....

 

[dem maser]

if i hear back from the railway apprenticeship and i am lucky enough to get the job, the salary is excellent, nearly 20k a year pre tax. If i got that job i would want house at 24.

What a good wage.....

 

[GransportFan1]

I know i cant believe the wage, it is because it is an advanced apprenticeship and also your training to be a future manager.

 

[BennyD]

All the best with he interviews etc Adam. My mates son works as an electrician for Network Rail and he is looking at getting either E46 M3 or a Boxster S for his next car. Not too bad for a 22 year old.

 

[Andyk]

I was in asda today,waiting in the que; I had 3 trolleys full of beer and party food. There was a little old lady behind me holding a pint of milk, I said to the old lady "Is that all you got love?" She replied "Yes".


So I did the decent thing and said "Well bugger off to another till cos I'm gonna be here for ages!!!!"

Love it Newton.......

 

[Andyk]

UPDATE

Well as most of you all know i applied for a railway management apprenticeship, i was fortunate enough to make it to the final 10 which consisted of an interview and assessment. 3 of the 10 people made it to the final stage including myself but the final interview and assessment was in Doncaster (around 2 hours away). It is believed the 2 other people have dropped out as they are not prepared to travel for the assessment and therefore i am the only person left. However, due to the fact there is know one else to compare me to they have re advertised the position until the 27th November, i am a little p!ssed off to say the least as i do have work experience (3 months) in engineering so IMO i feel as though i am qualified for the position. After the 27th November they will be in touch to see if there is anyone else suitable for the job as well as myself, there is only 1 place available.

In the meantime i have managed to get a temporary part time job with Asda, this will cover November, December and January and if i am fortunate enough, i will be set on full time. It is obviously not my desired choice of work but it will help me fund a car and also i am never going to claim job seekers allowance because at the end of the day, there is no reason why i am not able to work.

Well, only just seen this........Adam, you could do a lot worse mate...Asda are pretty good to work for and it makes sense to get some work while you are looking..What store are you working at.?...

May not be what you want but push yourself forward and ASDA always promotes within......Store General Manager maybe........

 

[Andyk]

In these days of CCTV Adam exercise caution positioing the goose!





This is going to run a while I can see....

Boy on store tanoy...

'Cleaner to feminine hygiene aisle.....cleaner to feminine hygiene aisle...spillage needs cleaning ASAP as we are expecting a busy heavy period soon'

 

[BennyD]

REFEREEE!! That has to be a yellow card, maybe even a straight red!

 

[GransportFan1]

i am working at the Crewe store. I am impressed so far, staff are friendly and the wage is also very good, £6.28 an hour, £1 higher than Sainsbury's and Morrisons.

 

[300 S]

i am working at the Crewe store. I am impressed so far, staff are friendly and the wage is also very good, £6.28 an hour, £1 higher than Sainsbury's and Morrisons.

And you get to wear the green and white Adam, but at least your working mate , thats how you have to look at it , hopefully it only be a stop gap , you'd be quite a novelty down here in MK store , the only white face there

 

[Andyk]

i am working at the Crewe store. I am impressed so far, staff are friendly and the wage is also very good, £6.28 an hour, £1 higher than Sainsbury's and Morrisons.

When you have past your test you go go home shopping van driver........

 

[2b1ask1]

When you have past your test you go go home shopping van driver........

More MILFing opportunities.....

 

[Andyk]

Without a shadow.....

 

[GransportFan1]

i fancied doing that Andy, thrashing a Merc Sprinter around like your thinking Newton.