Central Locking niggle

[Chrisbassett]

Oh dear...read this in a cafe nearly spilt my coffee, the looks I got were priceless...

 

[Felonious Crud]

Oh dear...read this in a cafe nearly spilt my coffee, the looks I got were priceless...

"Nearly spilt my coffee..." Ahhh, yes... Try this: www.annsummers.com/p/pjur-superhero-desensitising-spray-for-men/09luluas1096037

 

[CatmanV2]

My car only has two doors!

C

 

[hodroyd]

I'm not getting in to this, it might get really messy..!!

 

[Felonious Crud]

But imagine the fun, Robert!

 

[hodroyd]

My imagination is running riot, have you got shares in Ann Summers Adam, you seem to know the products very well..??

 

[Felonious Crud]

Reminds me of that old Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch:

Counsel: This receipt is for the digital watch...
Judge: ...a digital watch? What on earth is a "digital watch"?
Counsel: Sorry m'lud. A digital watch is a watch worked by microelectronics.
Judge: Oh! How fascinating. Proceed.
Counsel: The next receipt is for an automatic video recorder...
Judge: ..."automatic video recorder"?
Counsel: Yes, I'm sorry m'lud. It's a machine that records television programmes on special tape.
Judge: Oh, how fascinating. What will they think of next? Proceed.
Counsel: Thank you m'lud. And finally, a receipt for a "deluxe model inflatable woman", whatever that is.
Judge: The Deluxe is the one with the real hair...

 

[RW3200]

Haha!

Please be aware, use of these products could invalidate your warranty.

Can't find any endorsement of the products mentioned on the Maserati site

 

[CatmanV2]

Reminds me of that old Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch:

Counsel: This receipt is for the digital watch...
Judge: ...a digital watch? What on earth is a "digital watch"?
Counsel: Sorry m'lud. A digital watch is a watch worked by microelectronics.
Judge: Oh! How fascinating. Proceed.
Counsel: The next receipt is for an automatic video recorder...
Judge: ..."automatic video recorder"?
Counsel: Yes, I'm sorry m'lud. It's a machine that records television programmes on special tape.
Judge: Oh, how fascinating. What will they think of next? Proceed.
Counsel: Thank you m'lud. And finally, a receipt for a "deluxe model inflatable woman", whatever that is.
Judge: The Deluxe is the one with the real hair...

Ahh, one of my faves

C

 

[CatmanV2]

Haha!

Please be aware, use of these products could invalidate your warranty.

Can't find any endorsement of the products mentioned on the Maserati site

Equally I see no endorsement of Maserati on Anne Summers' site But we *know* the effect they have


C

 

[RW3200]

Equally I see no endorsement of Maserati on Anne Summers' site But we *know* the effect they have


C

Sure do!
'nudge nudge, wink wink - say no more!'


Ru

 

[CatmanV2]

I'm sorry?


C

 

[hodroyd]

That "Rumble in the Jungle" feeling you mean...

 

[RW3200]

Surely everyone needs a 'rumble'.