Chrisbassett
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Oh dear...read this in a cafe nearly spilt my coffee, the looks I got were priceless...
Oh dear...read this in a cafe nearly spilt my coffee, the looks I got were priceless...
Reminds me of that old Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch:
Counsel: This receipt is for the digital watch...
Judge: ...a digital watch? What on earth is a "digital watch"?
Counsel: Sorry m'lud. A digital watch is a watch worked by microelectronics.
Judge: Oh! How fascinating. Proceed.
Counsel: The next receipt is for an automatic video recorder...
Judge: ..."automatic video recorder"?
Counsel: Yes, I'm sorry m'lud. It's a machine that records television programmes on special tape.
Judge: Oh, how fascinating. What will they think of next? Proceed.
Counsel: Thank you m'lud. And finally, a receipt for a "deluxe model inflatable woman", whatever that is.
Judge: The Deluxe is the one with the real hair...
Haha!
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Can't find any endorsement of the products mentioned on the Maserati site
Equally I see no endorsement of Maserati on Anne Summers' site But we *know* the effect they have
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