Deer

[maserati]

I was once offered eight legs of venison for £100. I decided not to buy because I thought that they were too dear!


Paul

 

[MAF260]

Are you Tony Blackburn?

 

[Parisien]

Are you Tony Blackburn?

Steady on MAF....thats a dreadful slur on any SM member.....;-)....


P

 

[dem maser]

a joke from a history teacher that..............

 

[toomanyhorses]

There'll be more to come when Paul opens his Christmas crackers







... hopefully

 

[dem maser]

does he drink?? cant wait for sat.................

 

[Andyk]

I was once offered eight legs of venison for £100. I decided not to buy because I thought that they were too dear!


Paul

Paul, I am starting to dread opening you gags...Hehehehehehehe...

 

[toomanyhorses]

There must be something wrong with me then, I've roared with laughter at them all

Sure I've heard a couple before, but that's the silver lining to getting old and developing a bad memory, you get to laugh all over again


... and again

Keep 'em coming, Paul

 

[maserati]

does he drink?? cant wait for sat.................

Yes I do Dem and that's very kind of you...................... A pint of chardonnay please!

Regards ,

Paul

 

[dem maser]

pleasure...............

 

[maserati]

Gents,


Thanks to all for your comments..........


Paul

 

[Parisien]

You don't mean that Paul.......unlike TMH can I implore you to stop!!!!!!....;-).....

P

 

[maserati]

You don't mean that Paul.......unlike TMH can I implore you to stop!!!!!!....;-).....

P

I would P but I feel that it's so good for your morale and happiness and future development....................... He, he, he

Paul

 

[NickP]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?



Still no idea....

I'll get my coat.

 

[Andyk]

What do you call a French man with sandles on his head....Fellip flop.....

 

[Parisien]

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No more 3rd form jokes.........this thread is closed...sorta....


P

 

[jamesc69]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender says "For you, no charge

Sorry, could not resist !!

 

[maserati]

Whats the difference between a bison and a buffalo?


You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

 

[Andyk]

Oh no...You've got us all at it Paul...

 

[maserati]

Oh no...You've got us all at it Paul...

Andy,

Oh yes...... Leadership of the highest quality.

Paul

PS What's the difference between unlawful and illegal.

Unlawful is something against the law and illegal is a sick bird.