Does your wife spy on you?

SimonM

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my missus is comforted by my " fantasy masser chums", as like many of our better halves, I'm sure she prefers that I'm a dicking about in a maser, rather than putting my dick about (so to spk :p)

she spends her time online either reading celebrity pap or slobbering on baby forums - neither of which any man is capable of infiltrating, without wanting to eat his own ******** within 10 minutes......

THEY MUST BE KEPT AWAY AT ALL COSTS (twitch)
 

Parisien

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my missus is comforted by my " fantasy masser chums", as like many of our better halves, I'm sure she prefers that I'm a dicking about in a maser, rather than putting my dick about (so to spk :p)

she spends her time online either reading celebrity pap or slobbering on baby forums - neither of which any man is capable of infiltrating, without wanting to eat his own ******** within 10 minutes......

THEY MUST BE KEPT AWAY AT ALL COSTS (twitch)



Ditto......shoes...'n' bags.........babys 'n' bags.........shopping 'n' bags.......SH!T.........whats a guy to do?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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nfm

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We are luddites, so no PC at home, surfing done on work PC (outside working house - honest). However, wife does see less of me in the post Maser world as I spend a lot more time in the garage and on my 20 mile coast road round trips to pick up the papers at the week end. So long as she is fed fine chocolates, is driven to expensive restaurants from time to time and gets to see pictures of kittens I can get away with it.