my missus is comforted by my " fantasy masser chums", as like many of our better halves, I'm sure she prefers that I'm a dicking about in a maser, rather than putting my dick about (so to spk )
she spends her time online either reading celebrity pap or slobbering on baby forums - neither of which any man is capable of infiltrating, without wanting to eat his own ******** within 10 minutes......
THEY MUST BE KEPT AWAY AT ALL COSTS (twitch)