UlstermanAbroad
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Boris Johnson flew to Eastern Europe today. Leading several thousand elite British ski troops. Shown above.
The Prime Minister denied claims that sending Britain's Rapid Response Corps to the Ukrainian front line is a thinly disguised cover for his annual ski trip. Insisting that Zermatt is the most suitable location for the Cyprus based troops to acclimatise. No.10 insiders admitted that the PM is in a celebratory mood. Having seen excerpts from what has been nicknamed Dame Sue Grey's 40 Shades Report. To be released on Monday.
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In response, Keir 'Special K' Starmer said' "Coincidently, my real nickname is BrewDog. Because I can party
like no other Labour leader since Harold 'Animal House' Wilson."
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