Festive season warning

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MAF260

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A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the Police are out there checking on people.

Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led to another and I had a few too many pints and then went on to the shots - not a good idea! Knowing I was well over the limit I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a black cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint at the top of the road where they were pulling over cars and performing breathalyser tests. As I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a black cab before and I am not even sure where I got it from...
 
Wack61

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They probably looked at the woman in the back and assumed you were the fake taxi guy
 
spkennyuk

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On a similar topic. There is a police warning in force about a spate of thefts at the Trafford centre and Blue water shopping complex.

Two good looking buxom ladies are targeting lone male shoppers by flashing their assets to get the males attention. Once they have achieved this they persuade the man to get into their vehicle before both ladies perform a sex act on him.

Unfortunately while the male is distracted his wallet is stolen and is usually none the wiser until he gets home.

Im only warning you all as i have lost six wallets so far this week. Im going back to buy another one later.
 
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