How do I check oil level. Cant find the dip stick

[Wanderer]

Is that what she told you it was?

It wasn't a strap-on if that's what you thinking. Definitely not. It was a brief fling, and I'd been sniffing a lot of Ajax at the time.....

 

[MarkMas]

It wasn't a strap-on if that's what you thinking. Definitely not. It was a brief fling, and I'd been sniffing a lot of Ajax at the time.....

No, I was still thinking of a wooden 'spatula' with a bit of string.

 

[Gazcw]

Apparently Jennifer Lawrence ties a wooden spatula tied to her Apple TV remote cos they seem to go missing in bed. I can believe that since mind once found it's way into my under-crackers.

I am confused. A spatula, a remote or a bed found it's way into your under crackers? I took it for granted that Jennifer Lawrence never got near them!

 

[Wanderer]

I am confused. A spatula, a remote or a bed found it's way into your under crackers? I took it for granted that Jennifer Lawrence never got near them!

An unfettered remote, ain't spoiling Apple Design with a wooden spoon. Kicked J-Law into touch yonks ago, too sexually demanding, my knob was like a raw peperami....