Phil H
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We would like to announce the arrival of our new baby. She's of Italian pedigree, has impeccable provenance, and it goes without saying that she has a very healthy set of lungs. The bloodline is evident in her birthday suit which is Blu Sebring, and although we have yet to decide on a name we are currently considering various options based on the family's extensive heritage.
We were incredibly lucky insofar as the paparazzi have no idea where we live so the county did not become gridlocked; some of the neighbours did have a bit of a nose and a chap by the name of Demitri noticed that she'd made a discrete public appearance as an avatar, but other than that we have managed to remain quite anonymous.
As ever all enquiries should be directed to a press office for which the BBC might supply contact details.
Thank you.
PH
We were incredibly lucky insofar as the paparazzi have no idea where we live so the county did not become gridlocked; some of the neighbours did have a bit of a nose and a chap by the name of Demitri noticed that she'd made a discrete public appearance as an avatar, but other than that we have managed to remain quite anonymous.
As ever all enquiries should be directed to a press office for which the BBC might supply contact details.
Thank you.
PH