From this week's popbitch:
RIP John Button, one of the true
characters left in F1. Our favourite
old tale told about him by fellow
drinkers in his local, Monaco's
Ship and Castle, was this.
Jenson was away for a few days and
left his luxury home in the care of
his father. He came back to find
dad asleep on the sofa. On waking
him he asks him if he borrowed his
watches while he was away as they
weren't in the bedroom. Or the
car, as it wasn't in the garage.
And what had happened to the TV
on the wall...? It seemed that Dad
has been on such an epic session
that he didn't notice the house
being cleaned out as he slept it
off. Respect.