New car?

[MAF260]

I went to test drive this yesterday, but it wooden start. I'll just have to pine for something else....





http://www.bidspotter.co.uk/en-gb/a...0171/lot-f87cdea5-3cf6-4462-bde2-a21c00bee464

 

[Parisien]

....its not the tinworm that would get ya in the end but the wood......


P

 

[Parisien]

Personally I can't see the woodshed for the wood.........


P

 

[BennyD]

The real metal Testarossa was a cr4p car, so why make one out of wood? Pass me the matches. Please!

 

[Felonious Crud]

I wonder how poplar it will be?

 

[BennyD]

Not very, fir sure.

 

[2b1ask1]

Sure there wood be a deal to be struck....

1980's Testorossa; could be an teak?

 

[MAF260]

You'd have to be bark ing mad to buy it.

 

[BennyD]

....and ash amed to be seen with it.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Oakay, it looks well made, but if it was mine I'd probably just wish it would varnish into thin air.

 

[CatmanV2]

I wish you lot wood stop now.

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

Come on, Chris, we're only larching about.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Mrs. N suggests we seek the opinion of one of the forum elders.

It's also possible, she points out, that anyone driving a car that sporty maypull.

Her practical side suggests that visibility may be cr@p and the driver may not cedar road very well. More suited to a drive on the beech.

I've asked her to stop now.

 

[MAF260]

Maybe she should branch out into comedy, Adam.

 

[CatmanV2]

Come on, Chris, we're only larching about.

I mean, the maintenance alone would be terrible. It'd need pruning every year.

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

Maybe she should branch out into comedy, Adam.

She reckons you sound like a bit of a nut.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Oh h3ll, the whole family's joining in.... Eldest son says his to leaf his Mum alone.

 

[CatmanV2]

She reckons you sound like a bit of a nut.

I'm beginning to twig there's something going on that I'm not familiar with. I think I might just leaf it alone.

C

 

[MAF260]

I'm coming over to talk to her now. Which root should I take to yours? The trunk road?

 

[CatmanV2]

You're all barking

C