Now that's a ( Maserati ) Knife!

[BL330]

Spotted this for sale. I don't think it's from a genuine Maserati catalogue.
I mean a torch to hit people with, and a hidden knife inside???
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bri...ies/maserati-baseball-shaped-torch/1152180211

 

[CatmanV2]

Wtff?

C

 

[iainw]

Spotted this for sale. I don't think it's from a genuine Maserati catalogue.
I mean a torch to hit people with, and a hidden knife inside???
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bri...ies/maserati-baseball-shaped-torch/1152180211

Wow- seriously cool weapon!!

 

[2b1ask1]

"But officer..."

 

[iainw]

"But officer..."

I would have mitigating circumstances. I would draw their attention to the 2018 GTS upgrade and the profound disappointment I felt afterwards. I had such excitement that there may be a viable and worthwhile route back into maserati ownership. The stark realisation that all the best automotive minds are working for Alfa now, coupled with the fact that the alfieri is either a pipe dream, or won't be available into 2020+ , put me into a temporary state of insanity. Hence the trident baseball bat. I had no intention to use it, except on a maserati design team member. And since I have no Italian trips planned- this is unlikely.

 

[Wack61]

Probably a custom torch for the 4200 in The Sopranos

 

[mjheathcote]

You first attempt to blind them with the torch, if that fails, you bash them over the head, if that fails you have the knife. Nice.

 

[Wack61]

Can't be the Sopranos then, knife first